Jonah Quote #69
Quote from Jonah in All-Nighter
Jonah: Guys...
Amy: No.
Jonah: You don't even know what I was gonna say.
Amy: I know that every time you start a sentence with, "Guys," you end it with, "Let's make the best of this," or, "Let's have fun." You never say, "Guys, this really sucks."
Jonah: Guys, we have the entire store to ourselves. We could do whatever we want. If we decide that this is gonna be fun, then this is gonna be fun. So, if you're with me, I will see all of you in the fun zone.
Amy: "Fun zone"?
Mateo: Sometimes I just really want to slap him.
Superstore Quotes
‘All-Nighter’ Quotes
Quote from Glenn
Garrett: Ooh, cool move, cowboy.
Glenn: What, this? I was born with a drill in my hand. My family used to own a hardware store. Sturgis and Sons?
Jonah: Oh.
Glenn: Yeah, for 59 years, the name "Sturgis" was synonymous with tools. Well, until Cloud 9 moved in up the street, and then a month later, we lost everything. Hey, has anyone seen the laser level?
Jonah: Doesn't it make you a little angry to be working for them?
Glenn: Oh, I don't waste my time with anger. [hammers]
Garrett: Oh.
Glenn: [chuckles] Look at that. I hit my finger.
Jonah: That looked pretty serious.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: I think it was on one of these memos from corporate. Here. [sighs] "Union buzzwords."
Dina: "How to spot a union."
Glenn: "Anti-union activity."
Dina: "What to do if you hear the word 'union.'"
Glenn: "Reporting union activity." "List of toxic food recalls"? I don't remember doing any food recalls. [Dina gasps] What?
Dina: "Addendum of policy changes to employee handbook... Relationships between supervisors and subordinates no longer forbidden, now just strongly discouraged."
Glenn: Yeah, words. Oh, here it is. "Please detach the accompanying card and keep in a safe place." And, look, I wrote, "Like in your car," and then I underlined "car." Oh, that means it's just outsi... Oh.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Part of me's glad I missed the recital. I've been looking forward to my senior dance since sixth grade, and it would've sucked to just sit there and watch. I'm not saying that I regret this baby. I just wish that I'd had it later... or sooner, like a lot of my friends.