Mateo Quote #426
Quote from Mateo in Lowell Anderson
Dina: Mateo. You seem like someone who's gotten dumped a lot.
Mateo: Because of the shirt? You heard him tell me to wear it.
Dina: No, it's more your whole thing feels it would be a lot. So what's the nicest way you've been broken up with?
Garrett: I told you, there's no nice way to do it. You just gotta rip off the Band-Aid.
Mateo: He's right. Just don't use any of those insulting clichés, you know? "It's not you, it's me."
Nicki: Yeah, or "I think we'd be better as friends."
Earl: "When I look at you, all I see is Shrek."
Tony: When Sophia broke up with me, she said, "I don't think I'm ready to date someone as great as you." [all groan]
Dina: Wow.
Nia: You want them to know that the breakup is hard for you, so try to look sad, but not too sad. I aim to be as sad as possible while still looking hot.
Mateo: It'd be easier to just let him break up with you. Be mean. Start pointless arguments. It's actually super fun.
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Sandra: I can help you figure out if she's with someone. I've been monitoring her social media for months. I print out the good ones, and I put them up on a board.
Jonah: Look, it's fine. Thank you. I... It was just bugging me, you know? Like when you get a tune stuck in your head, and you can't remember what the song is. It's no big deal. Um, have you been monitoring all of our social media?
Sandra: Yep, I even know about everyone's fake accounts.
Jonah: Huh. People have fake accounts? That's weird.
Sandra: Is it, Scott McPhee? Who only follows organic farms and influencer underwear ladies.
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Jonah: Okay, I think I have a lead, but it's a long shot. Amy's cousin's ex is following one of "Scott McPhee's" favorite... influencers.
Sandra: Oh, Emma just posted.
Jonah: What? What's it say? What's it say? What's it say? "Having a great time in the snow with my mom and little bro. #FamilyTrip, #HighlnTheMountains."
Sandra: Oh, my God. She's just with Emma and Parker. She's still single. [sighs] Wow. That was scary. [laughs] Look at my hand.
Jonah: Yeah, although I am concerned about #HighlnTheMountains. Do you think Emma's smoking pot again?
Sandra: Who cares? What matters is that Amy's single. Now, here's the plan. You're gonna call Amy and say you want one last special night together. But here's what she doesn't know: I'm gonna poke a hole in the condom.
Jonah: What? No, this isn't... No, no. I'm over Amy, okay? And I'm with Hannah now.
Sandra: Then what the [bleep] have we been doing all day?
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Sandra: Three days ago, Amy posted this car selfie. Note the parka. Now, look at the sun reflected in her sunglasses. Wonderland Cabins. That's where she is.
Jonah: Okay, this is um, an invasion of privacy.
Sandra: You think I could follow this trail if she wasn't leaving breadcrumbs? She wants to be caught.
Jonah: Caught... going on vacation?