Mateo Quote #406
Sandra: You're looking at a boot? You're not a boot guy.
Mateo: I know. Everyone knows that. But I'm just seeing what's out there, because... someone's getting their ankle monitor off today!
Sandra: Oh, my God, Mateo, that's huge!
Mateo: I know, right? Girl, it has sucked! Feeling like a criminal every time I tied my shoes...
Sandra: Ooh! Why not get yourself some capri pants, too, so you can show off your ankle?
Mateo: I'd rather go back to jail.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Hey, Dina, Brett wants to go home because of his sciatica? Is that a real thing, or is it like when Isaac needed Friday off for an appointment with his Mandalorian?
Quote from Carol
Jonah: Oh, hey, there's Carol, everybody.
Marcus: Hey, Carol, can you talk to your lawyer? Jonah screwed up royally, and now she's going after Glenn.
Carol: Oh, no, I hate to hear that. But gotta let the lawyers do their job, right? [inhales] Now, what should I name my boat? I'm leaning toward "Wet Ride," but I'm open to other ideas.
Quote from Magazine Profile
Mateo: Why would anybody be attracted to Jonah? He looks like a villain on the CW.
Quote from Ground Rules
Mateo: Another floor supervisor tip: We direct. Don't use words like "maybe" or "I think" with these peons.
Mateo: Before you speak, think, "How would an evil queen decree this?"
Cheyenne: Ooh, yeah.
Mateo: And just a couple other things I thought of.
Mateo: No more campfire games with employees and no sparkly makeup. Oh, and don't put unicorn stickers on your clipboard. They're unprofessional.
Cheyenne: Uh, okay.
Mateo: But otherwise, you are killing it, girl.
Mateo: Oh, you should probably change your shoes. I mean, they're fun but, it looks like you skinned a Care Bear.