Glenn Quote #679

Quote from Glenn in Depositions

Jonah: Okay, state your name for the record.
Glenn: Glenn Sturgis. Why are you writing that down? That's the right answer.
Jonah: No, no, this is what lawyers do. They might take notes, but you can't let that distract you.
Glenn: Oh, mind games! Oh, okay, well, sure, yeah... game on. Check and mate. Oh.
Jonah: Sure. Uh, also, they might let a quiet moment hang after you've answered a question. Silences are uncomfortable, and so people will try to fill them and then end up saying more.
Glenn: Oh, okay. Got it. No problem. [sighs] [awkward silence] Ha. What is this? Are you doing it now? [Jonah is silent] Are you mad at me? Did you find out that I accidentally hit your car in the parking lot? Because it was just a scratch! You think you're so perfect, you know? Well, I used to have a body like that once. So, you know... Sso check out your future, you fart face!
Jonah: Okay. So, some things to work on.


 ‘Depositions’ Quotes

Quote from Carol

Jonah: Oh, hey, there's Carol, everybody.
Marcus: Hey, Carol, can you talk to your lawyer? Jonah screwed up royally, and now she's going after Glenn.
Carol: Oh, no, I hate to hear that. But gotta let the lawyers do their job, right? [inhales] Now, what should I name my boat? I'm leaning toward "Wet Ride," but I'm open to other ideas.

Quote from Cheyenne

Cheyenne: Hey, Dina, Brett wants to go home because of his sciatica? Is that a real thing, or is it like when Isaac needed Friday off for an appointment with his Mandalorian?

 Glenn Sturgis Quotes

Quote from All Sales Final

Jonah: So... retirement, huh? Got any big plans?
Glenn: Yeah, I think I might finally watch The Queen's Gambit.
Jonah: Okay, so that's... seven episodes. What else?
Glenn: Well, I hadn't really thought much beyond that. Gosh, I guess there's gonna be a lot of hours to fill, huh?
Jonah: Yeah, yeah, but that's a good thing, right, Glenn? I mean, I'm sure you've got hobbies.
Glenn: No, 'cause work is all I've ever known, Jonah. I mean, I started at my dad's hardware store when I was eight, and before that, I worked at the tollbooth.
Jonah: Glenn, I'm sure you're gonna be fine. I- There's gotta be something that you can do.
Glenn: Well, what if I got a 500 piece puzzle? That'd take up some time, right?
Jonah: Some.
Glenn: What, you want me to get a 1,000 piece puzzle? How much table space do you think I have, Jonah?

Quote from Conspiracy

Glenn: I'm sorry. Just... I started doing some research, and I came across this article, "The Truth About Zephra." I think there's some fishy business going on.
Dina: Oh, like tax evasion, offshore banking? What are we talking here?
Glenn: You know how everyone's pushing this 5G? Well, turns out 5 is the worst of the Gs. They say that it hits your brain at a certain frequency that lets them control human behavior.
Dina: You think Zephra's involved in mind control? Okay, that's enough screen time for you.
Glenn: No, it's not that I believe in mind control, but they are trying to control how we greet customers.
Dina: Glenn, enough. This is why old people shouldn't be allowed on the Internet.