Dina Quote #738
Garrett: And there's that Mediterranean place next door. We could fuel up first. I mean, if that's... cool.
Dina: Why wouldn't it be? Because of my views on the Greeks?
Garrett: What? No. I'm just trying to be good about the boundaries that you and Brian set up.
Dina: Oh, no, it's not like a date. As long as whatever we're doing ends in sex, it's like the laser tag is just extended foreplay.
Garrett: Right. Foreplay surrounded by teenagers and cardboard aliens. I been turned on by worse.
Dina: Me, too.
Quote from Carol
Jonah: Oh, hey, there's Carol, everybody.
Marcus: Hey, Carol, can you talk to your lawyer? Jonah screwed up royally, and now she's going after Glenn.
Carol: Oh, no, I hate to hear that. But gotta let the lawyers do their job, right? [inhales] Now, what should I name my boat? I'm leaning toward "Wet Ride," but I'm open to other ideas.
Quote from Back to Work
Jonah: Look, all I'm saying is with a little effort it's not that hard to get people to like you.
Dina: I really don't care if people like me.
Jonah: Okay, but... don't you find it hard being a boss to people... that resent you? [employees snicker]
Dina: You do raise a good point.
Dina: I watch a lot of Dog Whisperer DVDs and it's always easier to train a bitch who enjoys your scent.
Jonah: That's exactly what I meant.
Quote from Playdate
Garrett: Okay, just keep it simple. Take him out to a nice dinner.
Dina: I don't even know what a nice dinner is. Is it a hot soup followed by a cold soup? Is it a place that gives you bread? Is it a place that wants you to bring your own bread?
Garrett: What are you talking about? You've had dinner before.
Dina: Not as a girlfriend!
Garrett: It's very similar!