Dina Quote #738
Quote from Dina in Depositions
Garrett: And there's that Mediterranean place next door. We could fuel up first. I mean, if that's... cool.
Dina: Why wouldn't it be? Because of my views on the Greeks?
Garrett: What? No. I'm just trying to be good about the boundaries that you and Brian set up.
Dina: Oh, no, it's not like a date. As long as whatever we're doing ends in sex, it's like the laser tag is just extended foreplay.
Garrett: Right. Foreplay surrounded by teenagers and cardboard aliens. I been turned on by worse.
Dina: Me, too.
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Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Hey, Dina, Brett wants to go home because of his sciatica? Is that a real thing, or is it like when Isaac needed Friday off for an appointment with his Mandalorian?
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: In tenth grade, I was caught between Bo and this guy Darius that he used to freestyle rap with.
Dina: What did you do?
Cheyenne: I told Bo how I felt, and then he took a poo in the backseat of Darius's mom's station wagon.
Dina: Cheyenne, I had such high hopes, and have truly no idea what to take from that story.
Cheyenne: I'm just saying that you should tell Garrett how you feel because maybe he feels the same way. And if he's not willing to take a crap in the backseat of Brian's car, then.... pfft, there's no decision to make.
Quote from Carol
Jonah: Oh, hey, there's Carol, everybody.
Marcus: Hey, Carol, can you talk to your lawyer? Jonah screwed up royally, and now she's going after Glenn.
Carol: Oh, no, I hate to hear that. But gotta let the lawyers do their job, right? [inhales] Now, what should I name my boat? I'm leaning toward "Wet Ride," but I'm open to other ideas.