Carol Quote #142
Quote from Carol in Depositions
Mateo: Wait, so Carol could get $10 million?
Sandra: [laughs] Okay. That makes sense. T- The world makes sense.
Cheyenne: She'll be able to do that thing where you buy a car and you just drive it once. Like, when you get to where you're going, you just toss the keys to whoever and leave.
Mateo: No, she's the kinda person who'd blow it all on exotic animals, then die broke in the bathroom of a Red Robin.
Glenn: Carol, you can probably just go start your shift now.
Carol: No, I'm good. Is this what today's gonna be like, everyone talking about me? God, I'm gonna hate this! [smiles]
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‘Depositions’ Quotes
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Hey, Dina, Brett wants to go home because of his sciatica? Is that a real thing, or is it like when Isaac needed Friday off for an appointment with his Mandalorian?
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: In tenth grade, I was caught between Bo and this guy Darius that he used to freestyle rap with.
Dina: What did you do?
Cheyenne: I told Bo how I felt, and then he took a poo in the backseat of Darius's mom's station wagon.
Dina: Cheyenne, I had such high hopes, and have truly no idea what to take from that story.
Cheyenne: I'm just saying that you should tell Garrett how you feel because maybe he feels the same way. And if he's not willing to take a crap in the backseat of Brian's car, then.... pfft, there's no decision to make.
Quote from Carol
Jonah: Oh, hey, there's Carol, everybody.
Marcus: Hey, Carol, can you talk to your lawyer? Jonah screwed up royally, and now she's going after Glenn.
Carol: Oh, no, I hate to hear that. But gotta let the lawyers do their job, right? [inhales] Now, what should I name my boat? I'm leaning toward "Wet Ride," but I'm open to other ideas.