Sandra Quote #222
Sandra: Hey, guys. I'm collecting donations. My vet said my cat, Biscuit, needs balloon valvuloplasty.
Mateo: What is that? Like, implants?
Sandra: No, it's more of a lifesaving thing. Anyway, we're still 900 short after the $5 coupon we got from liking their page on Facebook, so if anybody wants to chip in... [change clinking]
Ken: Aw, I forgot my wallet. This shape in my pocket is a Clif Bar.
Justine: I'm low on cash. You know, 'cause everything's digital now.
Sayid: That's it. Hold the line.
Sandra: I get it. I mean, Biscuit is kinda like a daughter to me, but I guess putting down your daughter is just a part of life.
Mateo: Damn, are you trying to raise money or win an Oscar? [laughs] Sorry, I should've saved that for a private text.
Superstore Quotes
‘Biscuit’ Quotes
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: It is so nice to be out of quarantine and back running this store. God, I so missed talking to real people. You know, sometimes I pretended that the Nativity figurines in my garage were you guys. [to Jonah] You were the baby Jesus.
Jonah: That's... great. Thank you.
Quote from Cheyenne
Glenn: We've got a really exciting COVID announcement.
Cheyenne: Oh, my God, is it over? I don't know about you guys, but COVID has been, like, super annoying for me.
Jonah: Huh, yeah, now that you mention it, I'd have to give it a thumbs down.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Dina? I just found this in the store. We need to deal with that immediately.
Dina: "This is a threat. The store is in grave danger."
Glenn: Grave danger! That's, like, the worst kind of danger. You know, we need to beef up security, get this place on lockdown till we figure out what is going on. Well, I mean, you do, 'cause you're head of security.
Dina: I don't know about this. I mean, it's a pretty short message, and there aren't even any demands.
Glenn: Huh. Maybe they were in a rush. More to factor in to your investigation.
Dina: Cut out letters from a magazine? What is this, Scooby-Doo? Nah, I think someone's just screwing with us. Probably a kid or, you know, an adult with a recent traumatic brain injury. [laughs] Some dumb-ass spent a half an hour on that thing.
Glenn: [sighs] You didn't have to crumple it.