Glenn Quote #657
Nia: Yeah, what's up?
Glenn: Yeah, sorry. I just wanna check a few things before you go. What kind of symptoms have you been having?
Dina: I've already been through this with her.
Nia: Yeah, I honestly think I just need to see the doctor.
Glenn: I'd say you just need to see the manager. So, um, have you been feeling feverish? You know, any chills? Knuckle stiffness?
Dina: Stiff knuckles? Which would indicate...
Glenn: Well, you don't wanna have 'em, I can tell you that.
Nia: My knuckles are fine.
Glenn: And... and... and the food that you ate, was it sort of smelling funky like a rotting meat with, like, a skin sorta...
Nia: Oh, God! [retches]
Glenn: Oh, um... Okay, manager's assessment is over. Uh, you may go home. [Nia retches]
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Glenn: It is so nice to be out of quarantine and back running this store. God, I so missed talking to real people. You know, sometimes I pretended that the Nativity figurines in my garage were you guys. [to Jonah] You were the baby Jesus.
Jonah: That's... great. Thank you.
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Glenn: We've got a really exciting COVID announcement.
Cheyenne: Oh, my God, is it over? I don't know about you guys, but COVID has been, like, super annoying for me.
Jonah: Huh, yeah, now that you mention it, I'd have to give it a thumbs down.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Dina? I just found this in the store. We need to deal with that immediately.
Dina: "This is a threat. The store is in grave danger."
Glenn: Grave danger! That's, like, the worst kind of danger. You know, we need to beef up security, get this place on lockdown till we figure out what is going on. Well, I mean, you do, 'cause you're head of security.
Dina: I don't know about this. I mean, it's a pretty short message, and there aren't even any demands.
Glenn: Huh. Maybe they were in a rush. More to factor in to your investigation.
Dina: Cut out letters from a magazine? What is this, Scooby-Doo? Nah, I think someone's just screwing with us. Probably a kid or, you know, an adult with a recent traumatic brain injury. [laughs] Some dumb-ass spent a half an hour on that thing.
Glenn: [sighs] You didn't have to crumple it.