Glenn: All right, Myrtle. Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Myrtle: Yep. [over radio] Breaker 1-9. This is Myrtle the Turtle saying, keep it groovy.
Man: [over radio] Get off this channel.

Glenn: Myrtle, what are you doing here?
Myrtle: Playing the numbers.
Glenn: How you been?
Myrtle: Oh, I've been doing just fine. I got a job collecting cans and bottles from the trash.
Glenn: Oh.
Myrtle: It's not bad. There's some competition, but I just have to get there at 3:00 a.m.
Glenn: Yeah, wow. Hey, you know what? Um... why don't you give me these and I'll give you the cash? Okay? Uh... $30 sounds about right for all of this.
Myrtle: That's even more than I thought.
Glenn: I hope you win.
Myrtle: Me too. The nights at the motel are starting to add up.

Amy: Um... Uh... You know, if you're still in between jobs, they just promoted me to manager.
Myrtle: Of the Cardinals?
Amy: No, of the store. [Myrtle gasps] And- And they told me that I could hire an assistant, but I don't really need and assistant, so... Why don't I just hire you?
Myrtle: Oh, really? I'll be the best assistant you've ever had.
Amy: No, no, no, you don't you don't have to come in. [whispers] You can just take the money.
Myrtle: I used to work for Mr. Nelson of Pan-American Airlines. I'll be here bright and early every morning with your racing forms and pipe tobacco.
Amy: Great. Yeah, well, welcome aboard.

Myrtle: [video display] Hi! Welcome to Cloud 9.
Myrtle: Oh, why, thank you!
Myrtle: [video display] Do you like cool savings?
Myrtle: Yes, I do.
Myrtle: [video display] Why not check out our frozen treats in Grocery?
Myrtle: Oh, I will. Thank you so much. Frozen treats.

Myrtle: It's just that if I lose my hours, I can't afford my arthritis medication, and without my arthritis medication, I can't open the bottle for my heart medication, and then it just spirals after that and then I die.
Dina: You know what? I'm- I'm gonna see what I can do, all right?

Myrtle: I don't wanna sell rice anymore. It doesn't taste like anything. And Oriental...

Myrtle: [video display] Happy Halloween. Check out our great deals on batteries if you dare.

Cheyenne: Um, mine says "plain." Which team am I on?
Garrett: That's yogurt because there's no such thing as plain soup.
Myrtle: There was during the Depression.
Garrett: Good point.

Amy: Hey, Myrtle, do you date anymore?
Myrtle: No, but if you know someone nice, set me up. He doesn't even have to be white.

Mateo: Hey, Myrtle. You've been here for 30 years?
Myrtle: Yep.
Mateo: Okay, how much money have you saved?
Myrtle: Almost $900. I'm almost ready to head on out to California.