Marcus: Have you met Alan? Oh, my God, I forgot about Alan! Okay, do you have a whiteboard?

Dina: We got this. We'll shut down the water, and we just have to keep Jeff from seeing this, so someone needs to distract him.
Garrett: Oh, I think Mateo's the right man for the job.
Mateo: No. My journey...
Dina: Mateo it is. Now, everybody go!
Marcus: Wait, let me just try one more thing.
Dina: Do not flush that toilet again.
Marcus: Ah...

Laurie: Excuse me, folks, can everyone gather up? Um, I'd like to introduce you all to someone. This is, uh, Blaine Neustadt, and he's going to be taking over for Glenn as manager.
Amy: You- You- Uh, excuse me, Neustadt? As in, like, your last name?
Laurie: Uh-huh. Yeah. Not that it's any of your business, but yes, Blaine is my son, but that has nothing to do with why he got hired here.
Marcus: Wow, you do not look old enough to be her son.
Laurie: That's an odd thing to say.
Blaine: Ah, I just want to say hey everyone! Uh, I'm so excited to be here. This is so cool to be part of this great team. Uh, mostly I am very excited to be done doing Postmates. [chuckles] Oh, my car reeks.