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Love Birds

‘Love Birds’

Season 4, Episode 13 - Aired March 28, 2019

Amy and Jonah's first Valentine's Day together doesn't go to plan after Dina brings her birds to work. Meanwhile, Cheyenne gives Marcus a tattoo, and Glenn makes videos for his daughter to watch while he's working.

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: Oh, hey! Hey, hey. I was looking for you.
Amy: I was looking for you.
Jonah: You haven't said anything to Dina about Garrett yet, have you?
Amy: No, but we have to tell her.
Jonah: Uh, no, actually, we we can't.
Amy: No, no. We have to. She's thinks she's the one who let the birds loose.
Jonah: Uh, yeah, okay, yeah and that sucks, but I wasn't supposed to say anything to you in the first place, so now you can't say anything.
Amy: So, I'm sorry, I'm supposed to just let her go on beating herself up when it wasn't really her fault?
Jonah: Uh, exactly.
Amy: No! I can't do that. How am I supposed to do that?
Jonah: Just pretend you don't know.
Amy: But I do know.
Jonah: That's why I said pretend.

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Quote from Garrett

Amy: It's tough to watch, huh?
Garrett: Yeah, it's terrible.
Amy: I just wish there was something we can do for her, make her not blame herself so much.
Garrett: Yeah, I wish we- I can do that too.

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: Hey, what are y'all two fools talking about, huh? Stuff?
Amy: Nothing.
Garrett: Dina.
Jonah: Dina? What are you saying about Dina?
Amy: Nothing, just that I wish we knew how her birds got out, 'cause she thinks it was her fault.
Jonah: Well, it probably is her fault, for all we know.
Amy: Yup, none of us were there.
Jonah: Nope.
Garrett: You told her, didn't you?
Jonah: I did not.
Amy: Yes, he did.
Jonah: Amy!

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: Dude, I trusted you!
Jonah: I trusted her!
Garrett: Fine, you both messed up.
Amy: What about you?
Garrett: What did I do?

Quote from Carol

Quartet: [sing to Sandra] Keep the love-light glowing In your eyes so true
Justine: How much is it costing her to keep this up?
Carol: It's so sad. I love it.
Quartet: Let me call you, sweetheart I'm in love with you

Quote from Glenn

Glenn: [recording] When a man and a woman go into a bedroom with God, and they... [patting] There comes a moment of, uh between that is holy and...

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: Look, Dina, um I need to, um... [sighs] I guess I wanted to, um... I wanted to give you this.
Dina: Why are you giving me $17?
Garrett: 'Cause, uh, I thought that you needed it.
Dina: Well, you're just full of surprises. Thank you.
Garrett: You know what? No, look, here's the deal. This was not what I was- [Dina kisses Garrett] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Dina, what are you doing?
Dina: I just- I just don't want to think about the birds right now. You're into this, right?
Garrett: Uh-huh.
Dina: All right. [smooch] You're you're just not taking your clothes off.
Garrett: Uh, uh, eh, that gets me horny.
Dina: That's new. Hot.

Quote from Cheyenne

Cheyenne: Now you're probably in a lot of pain right now, so you're probably not seeing it right.
Mateo: That's a good point. It you can see it how we're seeing it, it's even better than this.
Cheyenne: Yeah, and and the reason for the hat is because moms today have to wear so many different hats, or, like, one big hat.
Marcus: [mutters]
Mateo: What was that?
Marcus: [mutters] What have you done to me?
Cheyenne: Huh?
Mateo: I'm sorry.
Marcus: [shouts] What have you done to me?

Quote from Amy

Garrett: I'm gonna tell her.
Amy: No!
Jonah: Good.
Amy: No! Absolutely not! She must never know any of this.
Jonah: You were the one who said he should be telling her.
Amy: Yes, but that was before! Before I was the friend who sat idly by while her birds' murderer went off and sympathy-sexed her at her lowest moment. Absolutely not! No, sir! She will not know any of this!
Garrett: Wait a second, so I'm supposed to sit around with this for the rest of my life? I can't live with that kind of guilt.
Amy: Well, too bad! Find a way. [exits]
Jonah: While I have you, um, we said we love each other, so pretty cool. I'll fill you in on the details later.

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