Garrett: Oh, busy day, huh?
Jess: Yeah, actually, I think I'm about to sell out.
Garrett: Whoa, wow. Well, hey, if you do, no worries, 'cause you got a whole row of beer right behind you.
Jess: Oh, thanks, but you guys don't sell beer like this.
Garrett: Oh, no, yeah. Probably not. [chuckles] Hey, you know what is interesting? I had a friend try one of your samples, and - this is crazy - totally independently, also said it tastes like Bud Light.
Jess: Well, it's not.
Garrett: Well, hey, look. I wouldn't judge you if it was. In fact, I'd respect you for charging $13 for $2 worth of Bud Light.
Jess: And I'd appreciate that respect if that's what I were doing.
Garrett: Okay, well...
Jess: Okay, well.
Garrett: Life is a highway.
Jess: What?
Garrett: I got to get back to work.

Man: So what do you want me to buy from her?
Glenn: Oh, it doesn't matter. Just get as much as you can for $200, okay?
Man: Yeah, okay. I can do that.
Glenn: Thank you.
[The man takes the cash and walks past Jerusha's stall to the candy stall]
Man: Excuse me. How much can I buy for $200?
Woman: Oh, wow, um, let's find out.
Glenn: Damn it, random man!

Cheyenne: "Lay Na sol ya Ra." Says it's Hindi. Could he have been speaking Hindi?
Amy: No, he's Dominican.
Sandra: A Dominican person could speak Hindi if he wanted to. He could learn it.

Jonah: That's great about you and the beverage guy. I love that guy. Really good guy.
Mateo: Do you know him?
Jonah: We've never talked, but we'll wave, you know? Or he'll nod if he's, you know, pushing the dolly or something. He's a great, great guy.
Mateo: You said that already.

Jonah: We should go on a double date together. You and, um, the beverage guy and Kelly and me.

Jonah: She's in! Kelly's in. This is gonna be... this is gonna be great. It's gonna be great. Great, great, great, great.

Glenn: Hey, guys. Um, I just wanted to double check. No one wanted to buy anything from Jerusha, right? Just asking as a pal, not your boss. Just as a pal who loves crafts.
Sandra: No, thank you. I don't really like them.
Glenn: Okay. Cool.

Jess: So, I lager for three months at 35 degrees. And actually the yeast that I use is a descendant of the original Bavarian wild yeasts...
Garrett: It's Bud Light. It's Bud Light. It's a descendant of Bud Light because it's Bud Light. [laughs]
Jess: What are you doing?
Garrett: Just admit it's Bud Light.
Jess: Okay, could you... [quietly] Fine, it's Bud Light, okay? I buy the kegs wholesale, and then I mark up the bottles. Now, could you please stop telling everyone?
Garrett: Thank you for just being honest with me. That's all I wanted. Now, how about I take you out sometime?

Amy: Okay, I don't understand what you're saying!
Alex: Huh?
Amy: My Spanish isn't that good. My parents never made me speak it in the house, and I really don't feel like I should be made to feel guilty about that, okay?
Alex: I was just asking if you're cool driving for an hour to this barbecue place I like.
Amy: Oh. Oh, cool. Yeah, that's, uh, cool.
Alex: Cool.
Amy: Yeah.
Alex: Cool.
Amy: Yeah.
Alex: So you didn't understand anything I was saying? Like all the stuff about my mom and my family?
Amy: Oh, no, no, no. That... That stuff I totally got. I understood that. Your family, they're a riot. What a... what a hoot.

Jerusha: I can't believe I sold out.
Glenn: I am so proud of you, my little saleswoman.
Jerusha: I'm thinking about experimenting with a badger on a sweater.
Glenn: I think people would love that.