‘Ladies' Lunch’
Season 2, Episode 13 - Aired February 2, 2017
After Glenn inadvertently reveals that Amy is in marriage counseling, Dina takes Amy and her colleages out for a ladies' lunch. Meanwhile, Jonah and Garrett invent a game to pass the time in the otherwise empty store.
Quote from Mateo
Cheyenne: I feel so bad for her.
Mateo: Oh, she is this close to a breakdown.
Sandra: I know. I don't know what I would do without Jeff. [walks away]
Mateo: I can't believe she's still pretending to be dating Jeff. I'm dating Jeff, okay? She's dating no one. That's how the world works.
Cheyenne: Someone sounds jealous.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: This is embarrassing. I left my ID at the lawyer office.
Waiter: That's fine. What do you want?
Cheyenne: I'll have four beers, please.
Quote from Amy
Amy: How about we order our meals at the same time and then maybe you can just bring the check now. That would be great. Thank you. So what is fast?
Quote from Mateo
Glenn: Mateo tattles me that you're playing a game instead of working.
Garrett: Seriously, dude?
Mateo: Yeah, you're misusing baked goods and hurting people's cashmere, so...
Garrett: Come on, man.
Quote from Glenn
Garrett: Glenn, you just got a mannequin bumper.
Glenn: Is that good?
Jonah: Uhh!
Garrett: Phew, I don't know. Is the best you can do good?
Jonah: Whoo.
Garrett: Come on, you had to play this before.
Glenn: No, I swear. I mean, I'm on my church's Wiffle ball team. Well, I get the emails.
Garrett: Ooh, well, I don't know. I mean, I'd say you're a natural.
Jonah: I mean, that was incredible.
Garrett: Mm-hmm.
Glenn: Yeah?
Mateo: Glenn, they're obviously manipulating you.
Glenn: You're just jealous because I got a manne-bump on my first try.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: I'm an athlete.
Glenn: Hey!
Mateo: I'm an athlete. I did it! I'm Simone Biles! I'm Simone Biles!
Garrett: Who?
Mateo: Yes! Simone Biles!
Jonah: The Olympic gymnast.
Quote from Carol
Carol: [on the phone] Hey, Adam. It's Carol. I had a missed call from an unknown caller. I thought maybe that was you. Anyways, I'm at lunch with you know who. Awkward!
Quote from Amy
Amy: But I'm not good at change. I-I never change anything. I've had the same haircut since I was in high school.
Cheyenne: Whoa!
Amy: And every now and then I'm like, maybe I'll change my hair. And then... I don't.
Quote from Sandra
Sandra: When he confronted the witches, it really grounded him.
Jerry: Exactly. Does your husband or boyfriend like Vampire Diaries as much as you do?
Sandra: Oh, I'm not seeing anyone.
Carol: What about Jeff?
Jerry: Who's Jeff?
Carol: Her serious boyfriend. [chuckles]
Sandra: Oh, right. I do have a boyfriend. Sorry. 'Scuse me.
Carol: [to Jerry] Hi. Carol.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] It all comes down to this. They call him the Comeback Kid. But not a person in this place thinks he can make this shot. He has absolutely no athletic ability whatsoever.
Jonah: Uh, okay.
Garrett: Never, in the history of sport has someone less qualified stepped up to the plate.