Kelly: Justine, we need pink and blue balloons. Heather, you're on mason jars. And Sandra, I need you to make a melon baby.
Sandra: What's a melon baby?
Kelly: You know, a melon baby.
Justine: I can do it if Sandra can't.
Sandra: No, no, I can do it. I'll do it.
Kelly: Great. Any questions? [Sandra raises a finger] Okay, break.

Kelly: Does anybody know what a "DCPI" is? Or "Quadrant 12"? Where is Quadrant 12? Oh, Dan! Dan, are you going to Quadrant 12? Dan!

Kelly: Stop using me as a human shield! Cease fire! Cease fire!

Kelly: Dina, it went great! Well, not at first. At first, I got very overwhelmed, and I started to get this rash on my chest, but then I thought to myself, "Kelly, girl, you have been through Miss St. Louis, you can handle this." And so I delegated, and I problem-solved, and I rallied the troops, and... I did it.
Dina: Okay. [walks off]

Glenn: Okay, so one way to deal with conflict is to try and see it from the other person's point of view. Uh, for example, these two had a terrible breakup, which left Kelly feeling a lot of pain. So, Kelly, I want you to imagine that you're Jonah, and I want you, Jonah, to tell Kelly how you're feeling. Yeah, you can do this.
Kelly: Okay, uh, Kelly, I'm sorry I was such a bad boyfriend. But I also realize that you should be able to transfer stores if you want to.
Glenn: Um, yeah. That- That was okay. You know, it's always a little rough at first.

Maya: So okay, St. Louis talk. What's this toasted ravioli everyone's talking about?
Kelly: Mmm, T-ravs. They are great. You gotta try 'em.
Jonah: You should go to Stephano's. Kelly and I used to go all the time and... and still do, you know, past and present.
Amy: Oh, I've never even heard of the place. Which, I mean, makes sense. There's so much Jonah doesn't tell me.
Jonah: Uh, Kelly does a great, uh, Stephano impersonation.
Kelly: Oh. All right. He's like, um, "Oh, our toasted ravioli's been written up in the pay-per." [chuckles] And that's it. Uh, when you do go, um, you should try out this gelato place about a block away.
Jonah: Yeah.
Amy: Wow, a second stop on one date. Who's got that kind of time, right?
Jonah: Well, when you don't have kids to co home to, y... Not that having kids is, uh, bad. That's... I... I actually wish I were dating someone with kids.
Kelly: I love this. You can see why I come here every day.

Amy: You know, Kelly, you didn't have to change your costume.
Kelly: And you didn't have to say I was Jonah's girlfriend, yet here we are.
Jonah: Hey, sorry. Just took off my costume real quick. The cowboy hat was itchy.
Justine: Oh, my God, you two are Danny and Sandy from Grease! "Summer Lovin'," right?
Sandra: Amy, you need to go change into leather Sandy right now.