Dina: What is that?
Glenn: That's a mole. That's what it looks like.
Dina: You've just drawn a circle on a piece of paper. This doesn't tell me anything. Just let me take a look at the mole.
Glenn: Can we please just do it this way?
Dina: Listen, I have seen literally hundreds of penises. Okay? There's nothing you could possibly have going on with your junk that would faze me.
Glenn: Okay, um... Okay, but can we please do it without me having to see your vagina?
Dina: I think we can do it that way.

Marcus: Hey. Have you signed Jonah's card yet?
Amy: What card?
Marcus: A "Thank you" card for coming up with the idea for the health fund. God, he's an adorable little hero. I signed mine from The Rock. I like to keep it light.

Amy: So, um... just checking. The whole health fund idea, that was all you, right?
Jonah: What?
Amy: 'Cause I'm just remembering that... I was there, and I think I'm the one who suggested it.
Jonah: You didn't want to do it.
Amy: No, I didn't, but it was my idea. And just because the seed doesn't become the plant, doesn't mean you don't give the seed credit when everyone starts freaking out about the plant.
Jonah: I don't know what plant everybody would be freaking out about. Oh, of course, the ghost orchid. But I think I do know what you're getting at here. You want credit.
Amy: What? No. No, I don't want credit. I just want people to know that I had the idea.
Jonah: Sure. Hold on a sec. [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 employees just to be clear, the health fund was actually Amy's idea. So, if you're thanking me, please remember to also thank Amy as well. She's just as responsible for all of this as I am.
Amy: No, I... No "thank you" s, just the truth. Thank you. I know that that's sort of awkward to have to ask for credit, and I just... you kind of put me in that position.
Jonah: Yeah, the health fund is a total disaster. We're in a lot of trouble.

Dina: This is absurd.
Glenn: I don't want you to associate my penis with my face.
Dina: But I can still see your face.
Glenn: Well, pretend there's another guy in here.
Dina: Oh, God.
Glenn: He's a little fella, and his penis is the same height as mine. And I'm just leaning over his back so you still see my face, and he doesn't say a word because I threatened to fire him if he made a peep. Okay?
Dina: I can pretend that.

Glenn: Here she comes.
Dina: I don't see a mole.
Glenn: Oh, it's on the undercarriage.
Dina: Oh.
Glenn: No, don't touch it.
Dina: Well, how am supposed to look underneath if I don't pick it up? This isn't... okay, this isn't working. Why don't I just lift it up with a pen?
Glenn: Okay. Wait, no, not the blue one. I sign paychecks with that.
Dina: Fine. What about this broken Snoopy pencil?
Glenn: Okay. Ah, don't use the pointy end. It's not a shish kabob.

Isaac: So you're cancelling the health fund?
Amy: Um, no. The fund will continue. It will just be more of a... selective, sort of case-by-case situation.
Sandra: You're kicking us out.
Jonah: No.
Amy: No.
Jonah: No. No. It's just, you know, our vision was a lot more idealistic than the realities of the world.
Amy: Guys, we are really sorry, but we are giving you back your premiums.

Dina: Your ability to remain un-erect is really impressive.
Glenn: Thank you. Well?
Dina: Honestly, I don't know. I think I should text a pic of it to my derm.
Glenn: Okay. All right.
Garrett: [enters] Hey, Glenn, I'm here for my review. That's... Glenn's penis. [backs away] Glenn's penis.

Garrett: Yeah, hold up. How come I'm in Group B? Y'all Group-B'ed me?
Jonah: Yes. But not because of the wheelchair. Because you eat too many Cheez-Its for one human stomach.
Garrett: Oh, come on.

Garrett: Hey, dude, looks like your lucky day. Probably like a hundred bucks in there.
Mateo: That is amazing that people are so generous.
Garrett: Yeah, customers, employees, everyone just pitched in.
Mateo: I'm gonna buy that faux Gucci messenger bag.
Garrett: What about your ear?
Mateo: Excuse you, my body, my choice.

Jonah: And here's to the health fund, a total failure.
Amy: That was a really bad idea you had.
Jonah: What was your thing again? You were a seed?
Amy: I don't know. It made sense at the time. It was like a...
Jonah: Did it?
Amy: Yes, it made perfect sense.
Jonah: Walk me through that metaphor.
Amy: The seed...
Jonah: Uh-huh.
Amy: Then the... It blooms. It doesn't matter.
Jonah: So you were the seed...
Amy: Who cares, it's in the past. Drink your beer.