Man: Excuse me. Um, where would I find nutmeg?
Glenn: Nutmeg? Well, that's aisle 12, right over there.
Man: Aisle 12. Okay, thank you so much for your help.
Glenn: You're so welcome. [hugs customer]
Man: Uh... the coronavirus. Okay.
Glenn: Have a heavenly day.
Man: Okay, thanks, okay. [scurries off]
Mateo: You a big spice guy?
Glenn: That man might be my last customer ever. It's so sad.
Mateo: [sighs] Yeah, we're all-
Glenn: I'm gonna miss this. You know, I thought I had a few more good years left in me. You know, my dad, he worked at our hardware store till he was 80. I thought I'd do the same, but... it's just so unfair.
Mateo: Glenn! If you don't want to retire, then don't. No one's making you stop working.

Glenn: [over PA] Hey, everyone! I'm not gonna retire. Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna get a new job or maybe even reopen Sturgis & Sons Hardware, though I- I have to check with Jerusha, because, you know, it's a very big commitment.
Jerusha: [shouts] I think it's a great idea!
Glenn: Hey, guys, good news. Jerusha's in.

Glenn: Look at this. I was cleaning out my office, and I found these old tapes of everyone's job interviews.
Cheyenne: Ooh.
Garrett: Wait, I don't remember- Did you secretly record our job interviews?
Glenn: Yeah, but, you know, just so I'd have proof in case someone accused me of not hiring them unless they did me sexual favors. I mean, Pastor Craig was falsely accused 30 times by women and men.

Glenn: [on video] Testing. Jesus seizes cheeses. [laughter] Jesus seizes cheeses.