Amy: It's just that things were finally back on track. You know? Like, I was dating someone nice. Emma's almost out of the house, and I was gonna get out there and have fun. You know, I was gonna take skydiving lessons.
Dina: Well, you have an excuse not to do it now.
Amy: What are you talking about? I was gonna do it.
Dina: Mm-hmm.
Amy: I visited the website like five times.
Dina: Yeah, what's the name of the place?
Amy: Captain Rick's... Skydiving... Bonanza.
Dina: Mm-hmm.
Amy: Fine, the point is, I wanted the option to take the skydiving lessons, you know? I wanted to be able to be spontaneous and do what I wanted to do for once, you know? All of the stuff that I'd... [groans] Who cares, doesn't matter anymore.
Dina: Listen, if you ask me, you can always find a reason not to do anything. And if there is stuff you want to do, do that stuff.
Amy: Yeah. Maybe. I don't know.
Dina: Have you ever played laser tag? [Amy shakes her head] Oh, it is awesome. They tell you not to run, but you can run. You can.

Amy: Or, we could get a cake, and then, when you slice into it, it's either pink or blue.
Cheyenne: Or we could all get paintball guns, and shoot each other, and the paint could either be blue or pink. So we'd all be like, ah, ooh, it hurts, but you guys would like, ha ha. [imitates gunfire] It's a girl, bitch.

Kelly: Justine, we need pink and blue balloons. Heather, you're on mason jars. And Sandra, I need you to make a melon baby.
Sandra: What's a melon baby?
Kelly: You know, a melon baby.
Justine: I can do it if Sandra can't.
Sandra: No, no, I can do it. I'll do it.
Kelly: Great. Any questions? [Sandra raises a finger] Okay, break.

Glenn: Take this, it's just sitting there, tempting me like a redhead.
Garrett: Uh, sure.
Glenn: Under no circumstances let me see what's inside that envelope.
Garrett: This is a terrible, wonderful responsibility.
Glenn: Can I see what's in that envelope?
Garrett: No.
Glenn: Wow, you're good.

Narrator: [on TV] It's been a difficult birth. The mother has lost a lot of blood. [Dina grunts] And the pain is unbearable. The farmer moves in to put her down.
Dina: Jesus.
Cheyenne: Dina, some of the customers are asking if we can change the channel. [gunshot on TV] Oh.
Narrator: The farmer is unsuccessful on his first try.
Dina: Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

Dina: Hey, Glenn, need to talk to you when you have a minute.
Glenn: Is something wrong?
Dina: No, no, no. They just sent us the wrong receipt paper again, and I also decided I no longer want to carry your baby, so we'll just go over all that.

Jeff: Hey, is this the only gumbo mix you have?
Jonah: I think so.
Jeff: Mmm. You know, at Target, the selection is just, mind blowing. I mean, that's why we call it Target. That's what everybody's aiming for.
Jonah: It's a nice store.
Jeff: There's this guy I work with named Gordon, who reminds me so much of you. The other day, I was like, "Hey, Jordan", like I combined your name and his name. God, did we laugh, oh.
Jonah: That's funny. Um, you know, you don't have to talk about the job so much.

Mateo: Well, now he feels even worse about himself.
Jonah: So why don't you just encourage him to get back out there?
Mateo: Okay, he quit his job for me. I can't be the one who criticizes him for not working.
Jonah: I guess I could try talking to him, if you want.
Mateo: Oh, well, I mean, he does respect you. But you can't sleep with him.
Jonah: Yeah, no, I will try and control myself.
Mateo: Okay. [makes "watching you" gesture]

Jeff: It's like, what else are you telling people about me?
Jonah: Hey, guys. Hey, Jeff.
Jeff: You don't have to say my name that way. I know what I am.
Jonah: I wasn't saying it like anything. And besides, you just need to get back out there, you know? Get back on the horse. Giddy-up! Cowboy.
Jeff: Yes, but, I mean... I've never asked myself what I want to do with my life. And I just thought, you know, now that I have this opportunity, maybe I could figure that out instead of just jumping into the first job that comes along. Is that so wrong? To just once ask what makes Jeffrey happy?
Mateo: No. [sighs] You shouldn't rush into anything. You should... follow your bliss.
Jonah: Yeah, defin... definitely. You'll find another job. You just... you need to figure out you first.

Jeff: Guys, Jonah's right. This is stupid. I'm not gonna go hiking, all right? I take the elevator to the second floor. Let me just... I'm gonna put this stuff back.
Mateo: No, wait, you don't have to.
Jeff: It's fine, okay? I'll take the first job that comes along. I hear Spud City's hiring a peeler. That seems about right.
Jonah: There you go. It's about time you started facing reality.
Mateo: Jonah, stop, seriously. Just look at him. Don't work at Spud City, or wherever. Just... We'll be all right.
Jonah: Yeah, Mateo's right. I crossed a line. You shouldn't take any job that doesn't make you truly happy.
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Mateo: How do you not get how this works? He was finally gonna get a job.
Jonah: I'm sorry, it's confusing. You're a very good actor.
Mateo: I've also done plays.