Glenn: Hey, Marcus! You've been to prison, right?
Marcus: Yeah. I mean, like, barely. Long enough to form lifelong friendships.
Glenn: How do you think a guy like me would do in there?
Marcus: Baby face. Kind eyes. Soft skin. Cute tummy. You'd be very popular.
Glenn: Oh. Well, that's good.
Marcus: No, that's bad. That's very bad.
Glenn: Oh. Let's say, hypothetically, that two people accidentally committed a crime. There may have been a witness.
Marcus: Okay, well, if it were me, ah... I guess I'd get my partner to confess on tape. That way, if it went south, you could trade that in for a reduced sentence. That's what my mom did to me.

Garrett: [over PA] Attention, my fellow Americans. I just noticed something on the ballot about a "Supertrain." I'm not sure what it is, but it sounds more powerful than a normal train. Let's make this happen, people. Vote Supertrain.

Glenn: [into recording device] Testing.
Dina: [enters] Hey, you wanted to see me?
Glenn: Yeah. Come on in. I thought we should talk about all the stuff that went on today.
Dina: Yeah. Actually, I was thinking the same thing. It would be great to just get on the same page.
Glenn: So, Dina Fox. What time is it? 4:17 on November 8th, 2016, right?
Dina: Yeah. Crazy day, especially given all the things you did, Glenn Sturgis, son of Arthur and Marian Sturgis.

Dorothy: It's 7:00. We should open.
Dina: Good idea. I'm on it. Let the democratic process begin.
Glenn: No, I'm in charge. I get to let the voters in. Let the democratic process begin.
Dina: No, you messed it up.
Glenn: I know what the code is.
Dina: Yeah, but I already put in the first three digits.
Glenn: Okay, so what's clear?
Dina: That's enter. You got to go back. No! [alarm sounds] Great. Three wrong codes, so now we have to wait five minutes before we can try again.
Glenn: Yeah. Thanks, Dina. [both point at each other] I'm sorry. It'll be a few minutes.

Mateo: Well, it doesn't matter anyway. When Dina finds out I can't vote, she'll figure out what's going on and fire me.
Cheyenne: Oh, you can't just get one of those "I voted" stickers and say that you voted?
Mateo: Oh. Yeah. Right. Chey! You are so much smarter than what I tell people.
Cheyenne: Aww, thank you. So, do you love Jeff?
Mateo: Shut up. I don't know. Maybe.

Glenn: Could you move?
Dina: [imitates Glenn] Oh, hi, I'm Glenn. I really want these poll workers to love me.
Glenn: I'm not the one throwing myself at Syd like some kind of cigarette girl.

Amy: Did you guys meet Naomi? She's super cute.
Mateo: Yeah, she's really cute for Jonah.
Amy: Do you think they're serious?
Garrett: Oh, yeah. They've had sex, like, 11 times.
Amy: Really?
Garrett: I don't know. Why would I know that?

Mateo: Don't ask me any questions, but I want to buy your sticker. I can't tell you why.
Garrett: Okay.
Mateo: It's just, you know, it's kind of a secret.
Garrett: I absolutely do not care. Excuse me.
Mateo: It's kind of a long story.
Garrett: Do not care.
Mateo: Okay.

Dina: [laughs] You know, that's funny, because I distinctly remembered you destroying the ballots, Glenn Sturgis.
Glenn: Well, that's really funny, because how could I have? I was in my office all day long... having an affair with my dental hygienist, Shelley.
Cheyenne: [enters] Excuse me.
Mateo: Just wanted to let you know I voted.
Glenn: [yells] We're having a casual conversation!
Dina: [yells] Get out!

Dina: Just tell me what you did.
Glenn: No, you tell me what you did!
Dina: Fine. [imitates Glenn] I, Glenn Sturgis, deliberately destroyed...
Glenn: No, I'm Glenn!
Dina: 50 United States ballots.
Glenn: Stop making me say that!
Dina: And then I covered it up, which is dumb, because I'm dumb.
Glenn: [normal voice] I'm Dina Fox! Dina Fox!
Dina: Also, I have a tiny penis, and my wife hates my guts!
Glenn: And I destroyed the ballots 'cause I'm a big, stupid meanie!