Amy: Can't believe my baby's going to be born in a hospital that looks like an escape room.
Jonah: I... I like it here. That other hospital was snobby. This is, um... You know, this is down to Earth. It's connected to the community. It's diverse.
Amy: I don't want diverse right now. I want to be in the hospital where only rich white people go. I want to feel deeply uncomfortable that I'm the only brown person there.

Amy: [uncomfortable groaning]
Jonah: That's a contraction, right?
Amy: Yep.
Jonah: Okay.
Amy: Just assume today that anytime I make this face and these noises it's a contraction.
Jonah: Yeah, got it. Got it.

Jonah: Where is the doctor? This is crazy. I'm gonna I'm gonna page him. Oh. It just kinda fell into darkness.
Amy: It's fine, it's fine, it's totally fine. Women have been birthing for thousands of years in all kinds of disgusting places. In the woods, in caves, with wolves and coyotes lurking to eat them and their young. I'm in a hospital. I at least have a blanket. And that is an old Band-Aid.

Garrett: Okay, so we need to come up with one good message that's from all of us.
Mateo: What's wrong with the ones that we already wrote? Uh, well, a lot of them were offensive. And I'm not gonna name any names, but it was Carol.
Carol: What? I wrote, "Welcome to the world."
Garrett: Mm-hmm, yeah, the world that's full of violence and racism so, welcome to violence and racism. Nice, Carol.
Sayid: Nice job, Carol.

Dina: You know I can fit 40 cherries in my mouth? Any more than that and I throw up.
Dr. Sidian: Okay, then don't do that.

Dr. Sidian: So, baby's fine. It's in a transverse position, though. It's sideways. I thought I could turn it but we're gonna have to do a C-section.
Jerusha: Oh, goodness.
Glenn: Oh.
Dina: Surgery. Where you, uh, cut me open, huh? [gestures up and down her abdomen]
Dr. Sidian: Uh, nope. Actually, this way.
Dina: Oh. East/West situation.
Dr. Sidian: That's correct.
Dina: Okay.
Jerusha: I had an aunt who tore from her anus all the way up to the front. So...

Amy: Oh, God. I should have just done this at home. My Aunt delivered her baby in her Jacuzzi and he turned out fine. No, actually he sucks. His parents are Jacuzzi people.
Jonah: Okay, just just breathe. You're doing great.
Amy: Ahhhhhh.
Jonah: That's right, just pick a point in the room and focus on it, okay?
Amy: Okay.
Jonah: No, no, no. Not the corpse. Not the corpse.
Amy: It's too late, I'm locked in.

Dr. Folger: Hello, and how are we today?
Amy: Ohhh, um, old? No, no, sorry. Uh, I'm fine. You're old.
Jonah: Are you, uh, are you going to be the main doctor delivering the baby?
Dr. Folger: Oh, no. That would be my father. Just kidding.
Amy: Ha ha. Funny.
Jonah: Are you are you, uh, looking for something?
Dr. Folger: I don't remember.

Jerusha: Dina, everything's going to be okay.
Dina: Uh-huh.
Jerusha: It's a real professional operation they've got going on here. There's computers and wires... the whole nine yards.
Dina: Huh. Could you play my music?
Dr. Gillespie: No problem. [carnival tune plays] Sorry, is this right?
Dina: Yeah, it's my favorite song.

Amy: Obviously it's not just about the sex.
Dr. Folger: One, two-
Amy: There are feelings there.
Jonah: We can talk about this later.
Dr. Folger: Three!
Amy: I just think that there's...
Jonah: Maybe focus on this.
Amy: ...a lot going on between him and the baby and it just seems like a lot of pressure.
Jonah: It's totally cool, and we can table this.
Dr. Folger: Ten, and stop.
Amy: Stop talking or stop pushing?
Dr. Folger: Both. Jesus.