Jonah: Uh, so Ron and Connie are kind of expecting you to ask their blessing to... marry Eric.
Mateo: What? Why? Do kettle chips mean something in Honduran culture that I'm not aware of?
Jonah: I told them that you wanted to make a good impression, and they made some leaps.
Mateo: To marriage? Eric and I aren't even talking about that!
Jonah: Look, just say that you're not ready. You know, that's- That's reasonable. You can even say that it's my fault.
Mateo: It was your fault, but now they like me, and I'm not gonna screw that up. You have to come back with me.
Jonah: Oh, no. I can't.
Mateo: Please, Jonah. They're not gonna expect me to ask if you're there.
Jonah: Mateo, I'm not...
Mateo: So I can be the blameless angel, and you can just be... the weirdo who likes to hang out with his ex's parents.
Jonah: I feel like there has to be a better way.
Mateo: Connie, Ron! Jonah's gonna join us. [whispers loudly] He misses you guys.

Glenn: Ow! Hot, hot! Hot, hot, hot! Ow! Okay, so now, all I gotta do is pick out the mushrooms from the cream of mushroom, the way that Don's gam-gam does it, and I think we'll pretty much be all done!
Garrett: What the hell is that?
Glenn: Oh! That's Garfield. I made him 'cause Sandra was really missing seeing him in the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Garrett: Oh, well, now she'll see him every time she closes her eyes. Oh!
Glenn: Come on, Garrett. It's just Garfield.
Garrett: No, no, no, no. Glenn, turn around. But slowly.
Glenn: No! Come on, guys. That food's for us! [raccoons chittering] No, I mean it! Seriously! Guys. Guys. Guys!

Hannah: So is that recipe you sent me a joke, or would I be making the vegan bacon for my enemies?
Jonah: Hey, it's... you! [laughs]
Hannah: Hi. I'm Hannah.
Jonah: Hannah! These are my friends, Ron and Connie.
Connie: He used to date our daughter.
Ron: Till he dumped her.
Jonah: Oh. Ah, that's not true. I didn't even want to break up. I mean, I'm glad I did, because it made me a better person. Not that Amy made me a bad person! Uh, anyway, Carol's here somewhere, so you should go... to... to her.
Hannah: Cool. [sighs]

Mateo: Jonah, don't be rude. Tell us all the vegan bacon recipe!
Jonah: Yes! Uh...
Ron: Okay, enough. Jonah's not picking up on social cues, as usual, so I'll just ask the question: Mateo, do you want our blessing to marry our son?
Mateo: Mm-hmm. Yep. That I do.
Connie: [gasps] Oh, I'm so surprised!

Jonah: Hey. So, um, look, I'm sorry about before. I didn't mean to blow you off or anything. It was just, like, a little awkward...
Hannah: Oh, no. That's fine. I think it's totally cool that you're friends with your ex-girlfriend's parents.
Jonah: But I'm- But I'm really not.
Hannah: Oh, good. Because that was weird. It was, like, a massive red flag. [both laugh]
Jonah: Uh, look, this might violate some professional ethics or something, and I know you just came to get Carol's signature...
Hannah: Well, I usually have my clients e-sign.
Jonah: Oh. Uh, okay. Well then, would you maybe want to get dinner this weekend?
Hannah: Yeah, I would.
Jonah: All right.
Hannah: Now, my dad only eats Italian, and my mom is gonna want it early, like 5:00-ish.
Jonah: Oh, okay. Yeah. No. I figured. I figured as much. I mean, it wouldn't be a date without, um... I wanna say Barb and Mitch?
Hannah: Mmm. Sure, let's say Barb and Mitch.
Jonah: Great. Yeah, no. I think the four of us are gonna have a great time together.
Hannah: [laughs] Okay.

Glenn: [on the phone] I don't know, Jerusha. I don't think I need a pepperoni casserole right now. I need a time machine.
Garrett: [over PA] Will Glenn Sturgis please report to the warehouse? Glenn. Sturgis. Warehouse.
Glenn: Uh, I gotta go.

Glenn: Wow! This is wonderful.
Garrett: Yeah, I gotta say, Glenn, I was wrong. People seem to really like the party.
Glenn: Yeah, I know! Look at the look of childlike wonder on Brett's face. Aw.

Garrett: Hey, friend-o! How was the deep clean? Did you guys find any vintage COVID from April?
Cheyenne: Oh, uh, yeah. Everything was great. Dina was especially normal.
Dina: It's okay. It's Garrett. I was high today.
Garrett: What? Are you serious? Well, I wanna know everything. Context, embarrassing anecdotes, the whole nine yards.
Dina: Okay. So it all started first thing in the morning, right?

Glenn: Hey, everybody! It's snowing! It's an All-iday miracle!
All: Oh.
Dina: Yeah. It's been snowing for months. Close the door! Jesus, Glenn!