‘Curbside Pickup’
Season 5, Episode 9 - Aired November 21, 2019
Jonah and Cheyenne are overwhelmed when Cloud 9 start offering curbside pickup in thirty minutes. Meanwhile, Amy tries to fix up her brother, Eric (George Salazar), with Mateo.
Quote from Garrett
Jerry: Oh, what do you see now? Is it a dragon? I bet it is.
Garrett: I told you, there's no dragons in this game. Why don't you put on the headset and then you can see and you don't have to ask questions?
Jerry: You mean... play together?
Garrett: More like play the same game at the same time.
Jerry: Whoa. It's so dark, it really feels like I'm in outer space.
Garrett: You have to turn it on, Jerry.
Quote from Glenn
Dina: Glenn, apologize to the car I dented.
Glenn: Uh, okay. It's probably two apples for...
Quote from Amy
Marcus: Uh, you guys saw. She made me do this. This is her fault.
Amy: No! Not my fault! Your fault because the two of you don't know how to pick up on cues. Eric, all you had to do was tell a funny story. You've got hundreds of them. Well, dozens, anyway. And Mateo... [scoffs] You dated Jeff. Eric is way hotter than Jeff, so how about the two of you just start talking so that your chill sister can get back into her hammock and swing?
Eric: It makes me feel icky when you call me hot.
Amy: We're a hot family. Everyone's talking about it today. Deal with it.
Marcus: Everyone is talking about it.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: Oh, nice, Jer! You mostly blew yourself up, but you distracted a couple zombies.
Jerry: Yes! High five! Oh, stabbed you.
Garrett: It's all good, man. I got health.
[Sandra smiles as she walks in, sees Garrett and Jerry hanging together, and then backs out]
Garrett: All right, here we go. Cover me. Oh!
Jerry: Garrett! I did it! I built a barn!
Garrett: Uh, yeah, you know, I think that was already there, but, uh, good job, buddy.
Jerry: Buddy.
Quote from Mateo
Eric: Hey. I'm a... Sorry about the mess.
Mateo: Please, I should be thanking you. This is usually the most boring corner of the store.
Eric: Not today. Look, I'm sorry about Amy too. She means well, but tries too hard sometimes.
Mateo: Ahh, did you see the top she was wearing? She tries too hard all the time.
Eric: Right! But hey, if I knew I was going to meet someone, I probably would have tried harder myself.
Mateo: Well you're lucky you pull it off.
Eric: Umm... You maybe wanna go out some time? Like, on a date. A real date.
Mateo: Sure.
Eric: Great. [both chuckle] Obviously we can never tell Amy.
Mateo: Oh God no.