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Curbside Pickup

‘Curbside Pickup’

Season 5, Episode 9 -  Aired November 21, 2019

Jonah and Cheyenne are overwhelmed when Cloud 9 start offering curbside pickup in thirty minutes. Meanwhile, Amy tries to fix up her brother, Eric (George Salazar), with Mateo.

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: I mean, sure, curbside is quiet now, but the morning rush was insane, and for 9:00 a.m., a lot of our customers are drunk. Is it, like, World Cup or something?

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Quote from Dina

Dina: All right! The next five cars, pull forward! Ford, Chrysler, that means you! By the way, I appreciate that you bought American!

Quote from Amy

Glenn: I didn't know your brother moved back.
Amy: Yep, he's back, and he's living with us, just for a few days. Or at least in my mind, it's already been 17.
Jonah: Having Eric around rules. He's the coolest. We're buds. It just happened, very organic. Nothing forced.
Garrett: Sounds like it.
Justine: Eric Sosa. He sounds hot.
Amy: He's gay, Justine. I mean, not that gay men can't be hot, obviously.
Cheyenne: Gross, Amy. He's your brother.

Quote from Mateo

Mateo: Hey, Amy, have you heard back about that shelf request? Dan wants to put in a "famous glasses in history" display.
Amy: It's still a no. Um, oh, uh, Mateo, this is my brother Eric.
Eric: Hey. Nice lab coat. You work in the... lab? You guys have a lab here?
Amy: No.
Mateo: I work in the vision center. That's why there's a creepy eye on here...
Eric: Right. Got you. Making the connection now. "Eye" see.
Mateo: Cool. Great. It's nice to meet you.
Eric: Yeah. [Mateo walks off] [off Amy's look] Don't.

Quote from Sandra

Garrett: Hey, Sandra, this order just says "pot." Do you know if they mean, like, nonstick or cast-iron or maybe they just think this is a dispensary?
Sandra: Oh, I'm the wrong person to ask. I don't do a lot of cooking or drugs.
Garrett: Yo, is this an Oculus Quest headset? Man, these are, like, $400 a pop. Supposed to be amazing VR. I mean, even the box is high-end. Oh, the cardboard feels like velvet. Feel it.
Sandra: Ooh.
Garrett: Yeah, right?
Sandra: It's really smooth.
Garrett: Yeah.
Sandra: Reminds me why we got into this business, you know?

Quote from Amy

Cheyenne: Amy, are you creeping on your brother?
Amy: Shh!
Cheyenne: You're obsessed.
Amy: No, no, I-I-I sent him over there to talk to Mateo about sunglasses 'cause when they met earlier, Eric got all cute and awkward.
Cheyenne: Okay, you're not obsessed, but you just called your brother cute.
Amy: No, I'm saying he likes Mateo and I thought they could go on a date. I mean, it'd be great for both of them... and for me, I'd finally get my couch back.

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: [singsongy] Eric [talks] Who's ready for Tri-tip, huh?
Eric: What?
Jonah: Tri-tip. Uh, dinner tonight. I'm making that new marinade I was telling you about. I'm really coloring outside the lines with this one.
Eric: Totally. Sounds great.
Jonah: Ugh, I gotta go. I'm doing this new curbside thing. It's kind of like an elite squad, but I will see you tonight, all right, buddy?
Eric: Uh, yep. [they hug]
Cheyenne: Mm, a long hug.
Jonah: All right.

Quote from Dina

Dina: This isn't a library! Come on, read and run! We've got empty cars out there, people! We need to get junk in those trunks!

Quote from Mateo

Amy: Hey, so I saw the new pair of shades you picked out. They looked great. Did you think they looked great on Eric's face? What did you think of Eric's face, by the way?
Mateo: Amy, I know what you're doing. Eric is cute and he seems nice, but I'm not really in a dating frame of mind right now, okay? The last few months have been rough.
Amy: Yeah, no, of course. Oh, my God. Duh. I'm sorry, Mateo. I wasn't even thinking.
Mateo: Don't worry about it. I mean, you obviously had a crazy morning, so... [gestures at Amy's outfit and walks off]

Quote from Amy

Marcus: So, I met your brother. You guys are so different. He seems super cool.
Amy: Thank you.
Marcus: I really hope it works out between him and Mateo. You know, it'd be good for Mateo to just, like, settle down a little bit. He's been dating so hard, Tita Irma had to put foam on the walls just so she could sleep. Me, I like the white noise.
Amy: Wait, what are you talking about? Mateo said he's not dating right now.
Marcus: Oh! My boy's dating. It's like he'll go out with literally anybody.
Amy: Are you serious? So, what, my brother's just not good enough for him? Eric is a frickin' cutie. He has a cutie patootie. We're all good-looking. It's a hot family.
Marcus: Yeah.

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