Quote from Glenn in Shoplifter Rehab
Jonah: I get that this doesn't look great, but maybe it's as innocent as it sounds. Amy: Yeah, sure. She just happened to extend her stay here the day after we turned in the cards, because she didn't wanna go to Quincy. Come on. That store used to be a bank. It has a skylight. Glenn: Oh, I took Jerusha and Rose there for her birthday. Jonah: Quincy is a showstopper. Nobody's arguing that. I'm just saying, Maya seems pretty chill. You know, she's not like a typical DM. Glenn: Actually, sometimes, it's the friendliest DMs who are secretly the harshest. Like, you remember Marty over at Crestwood? One day, he's out playing squash with his DM. The next day, he's fired and the DM marries his daughter. Amy: Really? Glenn: Well, the actual wedding wasn't the next day, but it makes a better story.