Mateo: So you want Cheyenne to tattoo your mom's face on your back as a gift to your mom?
Marcus: Yeah, I was gonna go to a pro, but you cannot get an appointment at a tattoo parlor on Valentine's Day.
Cheyenne: Don't worry, my instructor says that I'm the best in the class. He was trained by the guy who did Steve-O's back.
Mateo: I'm sorry, I'm still not over this. You want a tattoo of your mom, for your mom, on Valentine's Day. Why?
Marcus: 'Cause I'm her special guy, and the tattoo will be a surprise for when she scratches my back while I fall asleep. Don't make this weird.
Mateo: Yeah, I made it weird.