Amy: So, I've been doing a little future planning myself. And I was thinking that maybe I might wanna, um, become a manager like you.
Glenn: [gasps] Like me?
Amy: Yeah.
Glenn: Well... [voice unsteady] that is some interesting news.
Amy: And I was wondering if maybe you'd be willing to write a letter of recommendation for the management training program. I'm sorry, are you okay?
Glenn: [emotionally] Yeah, I'm sorry. This is just like the happiest day of my life. I am gonna teach you everything that I know. You are gonna be the best manager - sorry, manageress - that they have ever seen.
Amy: I'm pretty sure that the training program will cover most of what I need-
Glenn: Oh, there is no way that I am sending you into that lion's den unarmed. I gotta start building your curriculum.
Amy: Oh, um, that sounds like a lot work, and I know how valuable your time is.
Glenn: No, do not even think about paying me for this. Lesson one: Typing using the "home row" method.