Photographer: Okay, everyone, let's try some big smiles on this one, all right? Big smiles, everyone. [camera shutter clicks] Dina, would you like to smile for this one?
Dina: No.
Glenn: Dina, please.
Dina: Smiling would insinuate that I support what's happening right now, which I truly do not.
Glenn: Oh, so documenting the way our child is coming into this world is wrong?
Dina: We have to document it by dressing up as Alvin and the Chipmunks?
Jerusha: It's my favorite show, and Glenn is such a Theodore.
Glenn: Yeah, I'm not a star. I'm more supportive, and, of course, Jerusha is such a Simon.
Jerusha: Well, I wear contact lenses now.
Photographer: Hey, guys, I'm sorry. We have 15 minutes left in the session, so we're gonna need to... Okay, sorry, Dill.
Glenn: All right, look, Dina, just smile, and I'll give you 50 bucks.
Dina: Fine. But I want to be Theodore.
Glenn: Fine! I'll be stupid Alvin who can't follow rules and always gets everyone in trouble.
Photographer: Okay. Big smiles, everyone. [camera beeps, shutter clicks] Dina, you could show less teeth.
Dina: You get none or all of them, Dill. Pick a speed.