Dina: This doesn't seem Christmas-y.
Mateo: So the idea there is post-apocalyptic Christmas. Like, what if the Grinch had succeeded in conquering Whoville and Cindy Lou Who grew up, got boobs, and was leading a resistance? Like, not that exactly, but in that area.
Dina: [scoffs] I don't want to be insulting, but are we sure that idea is not just pure gay nonsense?
Mateo: [clears throat] Dina, I am trying to give you something original, something that will make ugly Denise want to walk into the ocean. Can you please just trust me?
Dina: Honestly, that's gonna be tough. I've always had this weird thing about people with glasses. When I was younger, a nearsighted man bit me. You know what? It's a long story. I-I got hep A. I'm okay now, but... [sighs] All right, let's see what else you got.
Mateo: Okay, this next outfit answers the question, what if Cogsworth from Beauty and the Beast was a hot tween?