Glenn: Yeah, I'll be fine. I was so close to having a baby. But... You wanna be my surrogate?
Dina: The idea of carrying your child makes me wanna put a bullet through my uterus.
Glenn: I was joking. I wouldn't want you to carry my baby if you paid me the $20,000.
Dina: Wait, you're paying $20,000? Just for someone to squirt out your kid?
Glenn: Well, yeah, a little bit more.
Dina: I mean, that's practically what I take home in a year. I could fix up my house. Pay off my credit card bills. I could put my mom away for good with money like that.