Dina: This is the grimmest year ever.
Garrett: I got a buck that says Pornstache is gone before lunch.
Dina: No way, my money's on Ladybutt. You want in on this action?
Jonah: Uh, nope, I will not be betting on people losing their jobs.
Garrett: Quitting their jobs. And they're not people. They're temps.
Dina: Come on. I mean, we always lose a few on the first day. It's good, clean fun, like the Myrtle death pool. That thing's been going on for 20 years.