Dina: Yeah, that should do it. All right, just dump that in the cart there. Okay, that should draw her out.
Mateo: How do you know it's a woman?
Dina: I'm glad you asked, Mateo. Birds don't have genitalia as we're familiar with. They have internal penises called cloacas.
Mateo: Okay.
Dina: And when they become very engorged... [a murder of crows fly into the store] Look, I'm gonna give it to you straight. This is bad.