Jeff: Okay. I just spoke to corporate. This one time, they're willing to go up to $1,500. Final offer, no exceptions.
Mateo: Unfortunately, I'm still gonna pass.
Jeff: [scoffs] Okay, but $1,500 is as high as they're willing to go. I mean, it's $1,500. You understand that, right?
Mateo: I understand. The answer is still no.
Jeff: Okay, okay, fine, fine. $4,000.
Jonah: Whoa!
Mateo: Holy crap.
Jeff: And that's it. That's it, though. That's the cap.
Jonah: I thought $1,500 was the cap.
Jeff: That was the fake cap. Technically, we're allowed to go as high as $4,000, but that is it. That's the final offer.
Mateo: I'm sorry, Jeff, okay? It's still...
Jeff: $6,500, final offer.
Jonah: I feel like we have different definitions of the word "final."
Mateo: It's not about the money. Okay, the answer is no.
Jeff: Wow, okay, great. Congratulations, you just lost out on $6,500. Sweet dreams thinking about that. [walks away and returns] $15,000.