Garrett: [over PA] Attention, shoppers. It's the final day of our liquidation sale before the doors close for good. Our selection's fairly picked over, but the following items are still available: Ladies' golf shoes size 14 and above, grape-scented laundry detergent, and the VHS box set of Sweet Valley High. Buy 'em while you can, or else wait a day and fish 'em out of our dumpster.