Quote from Mateo in Lowell Anderson
Dina: Mateo. You seem like someone who's gotten dumped a lot.
Mateo: Because of the shirt? You heard him tell me to wear it.
Dina: No, it's more your whole thing feels it would be a lot. So what's the nicest way you've been broken up with?
Garrett: I told you, there's no nice way to do it. You just gotta rip off the Band-Aid.
Mateo: He's right. Just don't use any of those insulting clichés, you know? "It's not you, it's me."
Nicki: Yeah, or "I think we'd be better as friends."
Earl: "When I look at you, all I see is Shrek."
Tony: When Sophia broke up with me, she said, "I don't think I'm ready to date someone as great as you." [all groan]
Nia: You want them to know that the breakup is hard for you, so try to look sad, but not too sad. I aim to be as sad as possible while still looking hot.
Mateo: It'd be easier to just let him break up with you. Be mean. Start pointless arguments. It's actually super fun.