Mateo: Oh, hey, skank. Why are you stocking? Did you finally get demoted?
Cheyenne: No, I'm covering for Sarah. Nina texted Sayid that she had HPV the whole time they were dating, so a bunch of people took him out for ice cream.
Mateo: Mm, he's so lucky.
Cheyenne: I know. I don't get it. I mean, we're, like, way more interesting than some dumped guy.
Mateo: Well, I am. But you're like an Iggy Azalea wannabe five years too late. [Cheyenne scoffs] Okay, that just felt like nothing.
Cheyenne: Yeah, it's not as fun without anyone watching.
Mateo: Right?