Amy: Oh, crap. I totally forgot I set this up. I mean, I know we said we weren't gonna do anything for Valentine's Day...
Jonah: Oh, okay, so you're allowed to break an agreement, but if I do it... Wait, is that the guy from our first date?
Amy: Yes, you said you loved him.
Jonah: That was very thoughtful.
Amy: I know.
Jonah: Is that gnocchi?
Amy: Yes, your favorite.
Jonah: I love gnocchi.
Amy: I know.

Glenn: You can't tell your problems to Glenn the floor supervisor, so he clocked out. Now Glenn the friend is here, and you can tell him everything.
Garrett: Well, you know, if you must know, everything is just making me wanna cry. It's... every time I see kids.
Glenn: Mm-hmm.
Garrett: Or adults purchasing items.
Glenn: Mm.
Garrett: Just everything here at work.
Glenn: Well, sounds like you got a lot going on, but don't worry, I have a solution.
Garrett: Is it signing the mental distress forms?
Glenn: No, it is not. It's better.

Benny: Okay. Yes. At first, I was trying to seduce you into letting me off, but there's some real chemistry here. You're willing to let all that go?
Dina: You're a thief, and I'm not about to compromise my morals for some completely earth-crushing, soul-shattering sex.
Benny: This is about more than just sex. But yes, it would probably feel like a thunderstorm in our pants.
Dina: Dear God.
Benny: Come on. Your whole job is preventing risk. What if you took one?
Dina: Okay. Okay, I'll come clean. I know that you did it, and I don't even care.
Benny: I knew that you knew. But that's part of our tango. So how about dinner?
Dina: Dinner it is. And breakfast.
Benny: Mm.

Mateo: Oh, hey, is Amy looking for me?
Jonah: No, she's getting cash to tip an accordion player.
Mateo: Thank God. I just came to get some fresh air. Everybody thinks I'm their cereal boy. Earl just shook an empty bowl at me and snapped his fingers.

Amy: Sandra, let's go.
Sandra: No, I have something to say. I'm Sandra Kaluiokalani, and we demand self-driving cars. I know Zephra has them, so you need to give them to us so I can stop taking the bus, where people watch their phones at full volume and make me hold their babies while they change its diapers. Right, Jonah?
Jonah: I'm not on board with... I didn't even know the diaper part.
Kelly: Oh, I am so sorry. I am... I'm getting the signal, so we're out of time, but it was so great meeting you all, and Amy, my next call's at the Taipei store, so see you there? [Amy and Jonah laugh]

Justine: Oh, my God. You did it. You got us cars.
Sandra: I did?
Justine: Zephra just sent a mass email saying that Cloud 9 employees now get 50% off all Lyfts nationwide.
Sandra: Holy crap.
Jonah: Huh. Okay, well, I guess I am pleasantly surprised that Kira seems to have listened.
Amy: Yeah, she did, didn't she? Maybe they're different.

Amy: "Happy Valentine's Day, Grandpa."
Jonah: Yeah, well, I had to raid what was left of the seasonal aisle.
Amy: Aww.
Jonah: If you're gonna break our agreement... It's only fair.
Amy: And a half-eaten box of chocolates.
Jonah: Did a coconut check for you. Took care of 'em.
Amy: Thank you. [they kiss] Oh, I can still taste the...
Jonah: Yeah, I ate, like, a whole coconut's worth.
Amy: And there was, like, a little bit of gnocchi in there.
Jonah: Oh, yeah, you don't like that gnoc-onut vibe?
Amy: Don't say that. Don't say gnoc-onut.

Benny: Hey, thanks for taking a chance on me.
Dina: It's Valentine's Day. I had to follow my heart.
[A police car is waiting as Dina and Benny leave the store]
Benny: Nah... are you kidding me?
Dina: Look, I'm sorry, Benny, but I had no choice. This doesn't mean anything has to change between us.
Benny: Yeah, it kind of does.
Dina: I'll wait for you! Not sexually, or if I've met someone else.
Benny: Up yours!
Dina: I wish.