Carol Quotes Page 5 of 6
Quote from Lowell Anderson
Carol: Oh, hey, girl! Were we meeting today?
Hannah: Uh, I just came to see Jonah. That's all, quick hello.
Carol: I see. Get it, girl. Get it, then forget it. You know what I mean?
Hannah: I just...
Jonah: I-I don't.
Carol: See ya later. [walks off]
Hannah: [chuckles] She's my client. I represent her.
Jonah: Oh, yeah, no. You took out student loans to become a lawyer to represent her.
Quote from Perfect Store
Dina: Okay, everybody calm down. They're gonna keep some stores open, and Amy's gonna do everything she can to make sure we're one of them, so there's no need to freak out about this.
Janet: That's easy for you to say. You make manager money. The rest of us, we need this job.
Sandra: Mm-hmm. Well, except Carol.
Carol: Oh, 'cause of my settlement? Hey, I still need this job to keep me grounded. [others groan]
Garrett: Seems to be working so far.
Quote from Perfect Store
Mateo: Carol, congrats on the settlement.
Carol: Oh, thank you, but it was never really about the money. It was about the attention.
Mateo: Either way, well-deserved. [laughs] Hey, listen, do you want a latte? I accidentally put vanilla in it, and then I thought, "That's how Carol likes it!"
Carol: Wow, I can't believe you remember that.
Mateo: What can I say? I'm very detail-orientated. Of course, now you can buy all the lattes you want. You'll need 'em. You'll be busy now. Social engagements, travel planning... I guess that's why wealthy people get personal assistants, huh?
Carol: Oh, I don't know if I need a personal assistant. I like to be hands-on with everything in my life, especially the men. Am I right?
Mateo: [laughs] You are right... and I love it.
Quote from Perfect Store
Sandra: Question. What does this mean for you and Jonah?
Jonah: No, this isn't about...
Amy: No, we're not... That's not what we're here for.
Marcus: Yeah, Sandra. Besides, it doesn't matter. Jonah's seeing someone.
Amy: Oh, well, that's great for Jonah. It's none of my business.
Carol: It's my lawyer, and she's a redhead, so safe bet is, she's, like, the filthiest freak in the world.
Sandra: Jonah, no!
Quote from Perfect Store
Mateo: How about 25 an hour?
Carol: Sure. So that means I can hire you for about eight hours total. Does next Tuesday work for you?
Marcus: Just one day? [chuckles] I was thinking it would be more of a full-time thing, you know, just so I could eat and stuff.
Carol: I don't have that kind of money.
Mateo: What? You just got a huge settlement.
Carol: Yeah, I thought so, too, but when you add up lawyer fees and taxes and all my texts they discovered about wanting to get injured here, it ended up only being about 20 thou. Anyway, I'm gonna try to get Cheyenne's friend to take his shirt off.
Mateo: You do that.
Quote from Ladies' Lunch
Carol: [on the phone] Hey, Adam. It's Carol. I had a missed call from an unknown caller. I thought maybe that was you. Anyways, I'm at lunch with you know who. Awkward!
Quote from Cheyenne's Wedding
Carol: Jear Bear, can you go get my vape pen? I left it in the car.
Sandra: Oh, you're here together.
Carol: Yeah! You remember Jerry. We all met at that restaurant.
Jerry: It's nice to see you again.
Sandra: It's nice to see you again... also.
Carol: Kind of need that vape pen now.
Jeff: Right. Sorry.
Carol: I love how strawberry smoke smells in my hair.
Sandra: I bet.
Quote from Toxic Workplace
Carol: Screw empathy. I want Jerry back.
Sandra: What? No.
Justine: Finders keepers. That is the law.
Janet: I think she should give him back.
Mateo: How do we decide?
Jonah: We could let Jerry decide.
Dina: How about we flip a coin? Winner takes Jerry, agreed?
Sandra: No, I don't think-
Carol: I'm good with that.
Amy: You guys, this is crazy.
Garrett: Let the coin do its work.
Sandra: Guys, listen, I'm not agreeing to give Jerry up.
Dina: Sandra, call it in the air.
Sandra: No, no, heads!
Dina: Tails. Carol, he's all yours.
Cheyenne: Yes! [all gasping]
Sandra: No.
Cheyenne: [as Fran Drescher] Uh-oh! [laughs]
Mateo: [laughs] So good.
Quote from Delivery Day
Carol: Thanks a lot, Amy. You got it on my shoes.
Mateo: Oh, no, those shoes were so cool.
Quote from Blizzard
Jerry: [o.s.] Is this good?
Carol: [o.s.] No, Jerry.
Jerry: Sorry.
Carol: Don't apologize. Just be better.
Dina: [over bullhorn] Sandra, where are you going?
Sandra: I'm gonna sleep in the break room.
Dina: Nobody moves after light's out. It's for Cheyenne's security.
Sandra: Oh, okay.
Carol: Don't move your arms so much. Just lie there.