‘Blizzard’
Season 4, Episode 12 - Aired March 21, 2019
The Cloud 9 employees and customers get trapped in the store during a blizzard.
Quote from Glenn
Cheyenne: Okay, so if I had to eat someone here, it would be Glenn 'cause he eats a lot of sugar, so he'd be the sweetest.
Glenn: Aw, thank you. My blood sugar is really high. I'm prediabetic.
Quote from Sandra
Mateo: So we're just supposed to spend the night here like homeless people.
Garrett: Yes, this is the exact sleeping situation homeless people have.
Cheyenne: They wouldn't sleep here. This place is crawling with raccoons.
Sandra: I let a homeless guy use my bathroom once. Now he just does it when I'm not even home.
Quote from Dina
Quote from Marcus
Jonah: Mine was a French foreign exchange student my family hosted when I was 16. After a couple weeks, it was avoir la petit mort.
Marcus: Please tell me that means sex.
Jonah: Uh, yes.
Marcus: Yes, awesome. Lucky girl.
Quote from Jonah
Reporter: [on TV] The snow is already at my knees and shows no signs of slowing. I know it doesn't look very high, but, once again, I'm 6'7", so it would be above the waist of a normal size person.
Marcus: So much for global warming.
Jonah: Actually, this this is direct proof of the- Nope, I'm not gonna take the bait.
Quote from Jonah
Amy: Um, it's really bad out there. Do you think maybe we could all go home early?
Glenn: Well, we're supposed to stay open till 11:00.
Mateo: Come on, the only people left in the store are us and a few sample suckers.
Glenn: Okay, you know what, yeah, I could give corporate a call, sure. So much for global warming, huh?
Jonah: It's not- It's not global warming. It's climate change.
Amy: Shh.
Jonah: No, but, if anything, this is proof-
Amy: Shh.
Jonah: This...
Quote from Carol
Jerry: Sandra, hi.
Sandra: Hi. What are you-
Carol: Oh, you are a lifesaver. Mmm. [kisses] I ran out of vape juice.
Jerry: It's really bad out there. I hit some ice and almost skidded into a pet cem-
Carol: Oh, this is cotton candy. I asked you for candy cane.
Jerry: Oh, sorry. [sighs]
Carol: Whatever. I guess I don't matter.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: [to Sandra] Oh, you look so sad right now. It's, like, haunting. Can I take your picture?
Sandra: Okay.
Cheyenne: Oh, now you just look like a sad clown.
Sandra: I can do it.
Cheyenne: No, it's fine. The moment's passed.
Quote from Garrett
Sandra: You guys think the bus is running on its regular schedule?
Garrett: I doubt it! But maybe we can split an Uber!
Amy: I can't see my car!
Marcus: I lost one of my shoes!
Jonah: Maybe we should go back inside!
Dina: No, we just have to get to our cars!
Garrett: Oh, there's surge pricing!
Marcus: I lost my other shoe!
Garrett: It costs $1,400!
Dina: Okay, we have to go back inside! We're gonna die out here!
Quote from Amy
Amy: So because corporate couldn't let us home a tad bit earlier, now I can't get home to my children?
Jonah: I thought Adam has the kids tonight.
Amy: He does. I'm just trying to make a point.