Glenn: Hey. I heard Amy's having a baby shower.
Jonah: Ah, well, it's barely a shower. It's a... It's a trickle. It's a baby trickle.
Glenn: That sounds wonderful. Hey, you know who likes baby showers? Jerusha.
Jonah: Yeah, well, you- You guys should totally have one, you know.
Glenn: Yeah, it's just that we haven't really had time to plan anything for the baby, 'cause, you know, I've been in the weeds trying to set up the Nest Cam. It keeps picking up a feed from another baby or a ghost.

Jonah: W- Well, if you need help with the Nest Cam...
Glenn: Yeah, it just- God, if there was another baby shower that was happening already that we could piggyback on, that would be so great.
Jonah: Yeah, well... [stuttering] And, believe me, I would say, uh, you guys should join this one, but...
Glenn: That's a great idea. Oh, my- Oh, my God. Jerush'a gonna be so happy.
Jonah: Right, but it's it's just, like, a quick, little, ten-minute thing in the break room after work.
Glenn: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, it's a double baby shower. The break room's not big enough. You're gonna need space for the chocolate fountain and the balloon arch and the juice luge.

Mateo: You're a young girl from Nazareth. You're pregnant with Jesus, and you're trying to make a go of it in a new city. But you're lost!
Dina: Oh.
Mateo: You're lost in New York!

Jonah: Placen-tacos. Caesarian salad. Amniocen-Cheez-Its?
Garrett: Why does every food need a theme name? Baby Boy Wieners? Why even write that? [Jonah chuckles] It's better with no sign.

Mateo: And we got it. [sighs] Great work, everyone. Darren, I will see you Friday night at Zippers. Okay, what do you think?
Dina: [grunts] Oh, wow. I look like a hot, glowing Stanley Tucci.
Mateo: Yeah.
Dina: Sorry, redundant much, Dina.
Mateo: [chuckles] I know right.

Dina: Mateo! Can you hear me? I trust you, but I really need to pee. This quaint little village is about to get flooded.

Amy: What could this one be? Oh, thank you, Sayid. It is Amy with a Y, though.
Sayid: It's not my fault. We just met.
Amy: That is very true. Yeah. Uh, I will just I'll put this my other... wood.

Garrett: So how long have you guys been dating?
Jonah: Who? No- What? That's- Uh-uh. That's not- Why would you- How did you know?
Garrett: You just seem really happy for the first time in a while.
Jonah: Huh.
Garrett: I'm playing, man. I saw you guys making out in the parking lot last week. Congratulations, though.

Jonah: Aw, you're gonna make a great mom.
Amy: I'm just checking to see if this baby stuff is safe.
Jonah: Why? Returned baby items all get destroyed anyway.
Amy: And it will be destroyed in about two to three years after my baby is done using it.
Jonah: Ah, so you're stealing it.
Amy: No, I'm not stealing it. You can't steal something that's about to be destroyed. That's like if somebody's dying and then you kill them. Is that murder?
Jonah: That's exactly what that is.
Amy: Well, baby stuff is really expensive, and it's not like I can reuse anything I used with Emma. Did you know that car seats expire? It's plastic and metal.

Amy: Can you hit the light, please?
Jonah: Yeah.
Amy: Oh.
Both: Ew.
Amy: Do you think that's urine or semen?
Jonah: Which one of those would be okay?