Amy: Look, I'm sorry, I did not know that she was gonna say those things. All I said to her was that she should be able to make her own decisions. But I am not her mom. And if someone told my daughter not to listen to me, well, then, I would be pretty upset. So, I am sorry.
Brandi: I just get so worried she's gonna make the same mistakes I did.
Amy: Yeah.
Brandi: I get so scared she's gonna end up in jail, or still working here when she's our age.
Amy: Uh, yeah, I don't... I don't know that those two are exactly equivalent.
Brandi: I don't know which is worse.
Amy: Jail, probably.
Brandi: Well... Hey, what do you think about Bo?
Amy: Uh, I think he is an interesting individual.
Brandi: I think he's a loser.
Amy: Clown. I mean, "clown" is the first word that comes to mind. [Brandi laughs] When I think of him, like, I half expect my hand to buzz when he shakes it.
Brandi: I don't think clowns do that any more, but that's very funny. You're funny.

Brandi: Amy and I think you need to start getting serious about your life.
Cheyenne: So now you're on her side?
Amy: No, I'm not on anyone's side. I just agree with her on this stuff. So, now I think it's time for you to engage meaningfully.
Brandi: You gotta be responsible, and part of being responsible means getting rid of Bo.
Cheyenne: Wait, what?
Brandi: He's a loser, Amy and I both agree.
Cheyenne: You do?
Amy: No, uh-uh, I did never call him a loser.
Brandi: Sorry, I think I'm the one who called him a loser. Amy called him a clown.
Amy: I don't... I don't know how this is productive. How about we get back to the college...
Cheyenne: I can't believe you guys. [exits]
Brandi: Amy and I are on the same page about this one. [Cheyenne gives them the finger as she walks away] I felt like that went so well. She is so attached to Bo.
Amy: Yeah, they are married.

Marcus: The same rules as last time? No kissing, no eye contact, I leave as soon as you're done?
Dina: [sighs] We're not sleeping together. That was just a negotiation tactic with Glenn.
Marcus: Oh, right. Of course. Smart. I mean, if someone actually cared, it could be super hurtful, but it's not me.

Brandi: Hey, join us.
Amy: So you two are getting along.
Cheyenne: Yeah, we worked it all out.
Amy: Good, good. See? All it needed was a little bit of communication...
Cheyenne: Amy, we're gonna need you to engage meaningfully for a minute.
Amy: I'm sorry, what?
Brandi: Shh! You're not engaging.
Cheyenne: Look, I love you, but sometimes, you give a little bit too much advice. Like, telling me how to spend my money, or that my yearbook quote shouldn't be, "Catch me outside, how 'bout that?"
Amy: Yeah, I was just saying that yearbooks are permanent.
Brandi: You're pushy, you're manipulative, and you were super mean about Bo.
Cody: Ooh, are you burning Amy? I got a good one. Your hair. Boom.
Brandi: That was harsh.

Jonah: I don't know, man, I mean, today it's angels, tomorrow it's, let's go ghost hunting.
Garrett: Look, man, Kelly is cool, she's fun, you guys should go away together.
Jonah: Yeah, well, maybe we will. Just not this weekend.
Garrett: No. You have something special, and you're gonna throw it all away 'cause she sees an angel or two?
Jonah: Are you just saying this because you don't want to miss out on your epic gaming weekend with Randy?
Garrett: Screw the weekend! This is about you and an amazing woman that I don't want to see slip away.
Jonah: Okay, you can drop the cheesy romcom routine.
Garrett: Jonah, the world is a lonely place. Now, when two people find love, they need to celebrate...
Jonah: Ironically, the content of everything you're saying is true, but you don't need to... to dress it up in some...
Garrett: You have a real shot at happiness, you dumb son of a bitch. If you don't take it, I'll never forgive you. But more importantly, you'll never forgive you.
Jonah: Okay, I'll go talk to Kelly.
Garrett: You take that shot, man. You go to her, and you never look back!
Jonah: I'm going to, but not because of this thing, okay?
Garrett: You get her back. [on the phone] Sorry about that, dawg. Yes, we are back on.