Kelly: Jonah, which puzzle seems more fun for the cabin? "Bubbling Mountain Brook," or "Ankylosaurs?"
Jonah: Let's go "Bubbling Brook."
Kelly: Ooh, bad boy. I like it. Okay, I'm gonna go hide it so nobody else buys it before we can.
Jonah: Ooh, good idea.

Glenn: 20,000, for the most beautiful gift... Okay, I ran out of space again. I'm just gonna void this, and I'll do another one.
Dina: [sighs] It doesn't have to be perfect.
Glenn: No, I am not starting out this journey with a mistake. Here, you can fill out the forms while I write another one.
Dina: Forms? "Gestational surrogacy agreement." You're making me sign a contract?
Glenn: It's what they say you're supposed to do.
Dina: "Regular checkups," "custody release..." Okay, wait, you think I want to steal your kid? And then what? Have to spend years explaining why it's good thing to be chosen last for dodgeball?
Glenn: No, it's just better safe than sorry.
Dina: No, no, no, that's fine, that's fine. You know what? I am gonna give this a read, and I'll let you know if I have any thoughts.
Glenn: It should be fine. It was the first one on Google.

Cody: Look at the human eye. It's too complicated.
Jonah: No, I believe in evolution. I'm just saying it's make believe... it's like unicorns.
Sandra: We don't know that there were never unicorns. I read that we discover like 50 new species of frogs each year. Maybe scientists just haven't discovered unicorns yet.
Jonah: Frogs are tiny. I think somebody would've noticed a unicorn.
Sandra: A lot of people believe unicorns exist.
Jonah: A lot of people believe in Bigfoot. A lot of people believe in angels!
Kelly: I believe in angels.
Jonah: [scoffs] No, you don't.
Kelly: Yeah, I do.
Marcus: I used to think kangaroos were real.

Glenn: I've never really hired a lawyer before. But I just wanted to make sure everything Dina put in was kosher.
Bruce: Yeah, well, that makes sense.
Glenn: I'm sorry about using the word "kosher." That wasn't a comment on your religion.
Bruce: Oh, I'm not Jewish.
Glenn: Okay. I don't mind, though. Well, is it basically okay?
Bruce: Yeah, mostly there's just a couple small, little nitpicky things that might be worth discussing with Dina.
Glenn: Oh, okay. I could go get her right now.
Bruce: Yeah.
Glenn: I'll bring in a bagel and a smear.
Bruce: Again, I am not, uh... You know what? An onion bagel would be great.
Glenn: Onion bagel.

Kelly: I was reading about our Airbnb, and it said that the toilet is sensitive, so maybe don't flush your baby wipes.
Jonah: Yeah, of course, totally. Um, hey, earlier, uh, when you were talking about how you believed in angels, you meant, sort of, like a general, ineffable sense of spiritual presence, right? Not... not like magical little creatures flying around?
Kelly: What, you mean like fairies?
Jonah: Yeah, I mean, I...
Kelly: Oh, no, no, I'm not a child.
Jonah: Okay, all right, okay. Okay, I was just... I was just checking.
Kelly: Yeah. Yeah, no, by angels, I meant like regular-sized, celestial beings who look out for us.
Jonah: Right. Right, yeah, but not... not with, like, with halos and wings.
Kelly: No, they have halos and wings, they're angels.
Jonah: Right. Okay, cool, yeah, no, I was just, um... I was just checking, so.

Mateo: Ssh! Ssh! Two chupacabra sightings, two remote Mexican villages, same exact description. And you know those people don't have the Internet.
Marcus: Mm-hmm. Okay, I'm sold. I'm putting it in real.

Bruce: So you either sign this contract, or we're gonna bury you under so much paperwork you're gonna need a machete to get from your bedroom to your bathroom!
Dina: Well, the joke's on you, because I keep a machete in every room in my house.
Glenn: Okay, we're losing the magic of the journey that we're going on together.
Bruce: Sign the contract, Ms. Fox. You sign it!
Dina: You want to come after me, Glenn?
Glenn: No.
Dina: Well, bring it on. And as for you, I have a cousin at the Bar Association, so you better pray to God your CLE credits are up to date. [exits]
Bruce: Well, I think that was a nice opening bid. Oh, is this whitefish?

Kelly: Oh, I don't think leprechauns should be in the real column.
Jonah: Who knows, though, right?
Kelly: What?
Garrett: What are you doing?
Kelly: Is this still about the angel thing?
Jonah: Hm?
Kelly: Look, I get it. I mean, it must be hard to believe in angels if you've never seen one first-hand.

Kelly: Well, um, when I was five, I fell into the indoor pool at the Silver Dollar City Ramada Inn. [Cody gasps] And I mean, I sank like a brick. And I remember thinking I'd never seen my parents again. When suddenly, this figure appeared.
Sandra: Did he have wings?
Kelly: He did have wings.
Sandra: Knew it. I knew it.
Kelly: And he sort of was like floating above me, as if to say, "You're safe now." Next thing I know, I'm back in our hotel room, dry as a bone.
Marcus: Oh!
Mateo: Wow.
Sandra: That's real. [relieved laughter]

Jonah: Is it possible that the figure was floating because he was, you know, in a pool?
Kelly: I know what I saw.
Jonah: Yeah, and I believe that you believe that you saw that, but you were also deprived of oxygen for a little while...
Kelly: Why are you doing this?
Justine: Because he's jelly of your peanut butter.
Jonah: No, no, no, no, no. I'm not... I'm not jelly, no. I just... I just think, you know, maybe what you saw wasn't, um, an angel. Maybe what you saw was just a pasty hotel guest in a robe.
Kelly: Yeah, maybe. Mm-hmm. Maybe I'll consider that when I'm home this weekend, alone.