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Superstore

Superstore

Superstore follows the employees of a big-box store in St. Louis, Missouri.

Starring: America Ferrera, Ben Feldman, Lauren Ash, Nico Santos, Colton Dunn, Nichole Sakura, Mark McKinney, Kaliko Kauahi.
Recurring Actors: Kelly Schumann, Jon Barinholtz, Irene White, Amir M. Korangy, Linda Porter, Michael Bunin, Carla Renata, Kelly Stables.
Original Run: 2015-2021.

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Quote from Dina in #Cloud9Fail

Dina: Hey, so, random I was going through some old security footage with Luanne.
Garrett: Yeah?
Dina: And you remember how we used to have those security cameras in the break room? Well, we came across the time you let all my birds escape.
Garrett: Uh... yeah. Um...
Dina: [chuckles] Remember that? Remember? It was Valentine's Day. Remember? I was blaming myself for it, and then when I was at my lowest, you had sex with me, knowing that, hours before, you were the one that let them out. And you knew the entire time. And yet, you said nothing. Remember that? [laughs] So funny.
Garrett: Dina, I'm so, so sorry.
Dina: Hey, come on. Don't even worry about it. I forgive you. When you think about it, this whole thing is just funny. Hey, come with me. I want to show you something.
[cut to Dina and Garrett at the loading dock in front of a burning pile of sneakers:]
Dina: They went up so fast, it's like they wanted to burn. [chuckles] What's that sound? Is that air escaping from the sneakers? [chuckles] It almost sounds like they're screaming. [chuckles] [whispers menacingly] I will never forgive you... ever.

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Quote from Dina in Scanners

Amy: Well, this sucks. Corporate's the one reducing hours. I'm just the one making the schedule.
Dina: Well, you can't really blame them for trying to cut costs in this world of online retail. Have you been to FashionThreads.com? They sell everything we do, but at half the price.
Woman: Really? [walks off]
Amy: Okay, we have to stop talking about online retail in the store.
Dina: Look, if people here are pissed at you, that's their problem. Just shrug it off.
Amy: Well, that's easy for you to say, Dina. You're not the one that they're going to be blaming for taking away their pay.
Dina: Hell, if you want, tell everyone I made the schedule. I don't care if people hate me. In some sexual situations, I prefer it.
Woman: [returns] Excuse me, what is that website again?
Dina: FashionThreads.com, but if you want, I can send you a link, and then we'll both get a code that gets us 10% off our next purchase.

Quote from Dina in Video Game Release

Dina: Didn't you get my text? The implantation worked. I'm pregnant. [Glenn gasps] Or preggers, as my horrid niece would say, trying to make herself sound like she has a personality.
Glenn: That's the most beautiful, magical thing anyone has ever said to me.
Sandra: [sobs] I'm just so happy for you.
Glenn: Thank you.
Dina: No, I am sure I texted you. It was like a week ago. I see what happened. Texted the wrong Glen. "Sorry, pregnant with Glenn with two Ns. LOL." My mechanic.

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Quote from Justine in Target

Glenn: No one wants to join you! We're loyal to Cloud 9 here. Nobody likes Target.
Sandra: I love Target.
Justine: I like to call it "Tarzhay," like it's fancy.

Quote from Dina in Strike

Dina: [over bullhorn] Please disperse! This is your final warning.
Amy: You're gonna turn a pressure washer on us?
Garrett: Yeah, that could legit kill somebody.
Dina: Yeah, that's why it's a deterrent. Whoa, whoa, oh! [glass smashes]
Garrett: That's my new car!
Amy: What are you doing? Turn it off!
Dina: I'm trying. [glass smashes]
Glenn: Why are you doing this?
Dina: I... think I've made my point. [all scream]

Quote from Dina in Toy Drive

Dina: You don't even have to give money to make a difference. I donate my hair to chemo patients.
Cheyenne: Don't you have to grow your hair really long?
Dina: No, anytime I get a trim, I just sweep it into an envelope and mail it to the hospital.
Amy: You send them tiny bits of your hair? What do they do with that?
Dina: Whatever they want, Amy. It's their hair now.
Glenn: Aww.