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Superstore

Superstore

Superstore follows the employees of a big-box store in St. Louis, Missouri.

Starring: America Ferrera, Ben Feldman, Lauren Ash, Nico Santos, Colton Dunn, Nichole Sakura, Mark McKinney, Kaliko Kauahi.
Recurring Actors: Kelly Schumann, Jon Barinholtz, Irene White, Amir M. Korangy, Linda Porter, Michael Bunin, Carla Renata, Kelly Stables.
Original Run: 2015-2021.

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Quote from Sandra in Lowell Anderson

Sandra: I can help you figure out if she's with someone. I've been monitoring her social media for months. I print out the good ones, and I put them up on a board.
Jonah: Look, it's fine. Thank you. I... It was just bugging me, you know? Like when you get a tune stuck in your head, and you can't remember what the song is. It's no big deal. Um, have you been monitoring all of our social media?
Sandra: Yep, I even know about everyone's fake accounts.
Jonah: Huh. People have fake accounts? That's weird.
Sandra: Is it, Scott McPhee? Who only follows organic farms and influencer underwear ladies.

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Quote from Marcus in Blizzard

Marcus: I had just deuced in the shower.
Isaac: Ugh.
Cheyenne: Ugh.
Amy: Why?
Marcus: Okay, right, when you guys are in the shower and you have to go, you just hold it.
Amy: Yes. Yeah. That's what you do when it's a number two.
Marcus: Sure, so you don't poop in the shower every morning and stamp it down the drain with your feet? [Justine gags]
Isaac: Oh, my God.
Marcus: Okay, whatever. Screw you, snowflakes. Bunch of princesses.

Quote from Jonah in Health Fund

Amy: Okay, so in the first four hours, you've managed to commit us to $37,000.
Jonah: The claims just kept coming, and, you know, it's like that opening in Star Wars where the words zoom past you. And at first it's cool, but eventually you just can't keep up.
Amy: Wait, Sandra alone has asthma, rheumatoid arthritis, sciatica, fibromyalgia, leaky gut syndrome... This just keeps going.
Jonah: We just got to keep signing people up. That's all, okay? If we get everybody in the backroom to sign up then that will pay for these people. And then we can go to other branches and then that will pay for the backroom...
Amy: [gasps] This is a pyramid scheme.

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Quote from Cheyenne in Angels and Mermaids

Brandi: Whoa, Oreo really upped its game while I was in prison. It's like a fat kid's fever dream.
Cheyenne: Oh, Amy, this is my mom.
Amy: Oh, my gosh! Hi!
Brandi: You're the famous Amy. I've heard so much about you over the years, I feel like I know you. I'm so sorry about the divorce and how your life is going.
Amy: Oh, um, thank you. Uh, so what brings you to the store?
Cheyenne: Oh, she was just bringing me this shirt that she got me that I forgot to put on this morning.
Brandi: It's more professional. And I gotta get some stuff for the party. Do you have a Green Day-themed bouncy house?
Amy: Green Day? What happened with mermaids?
Cheyenne: My mom thought we should go back to Green Day.
Brandi: Mermaids is a little juvenile, don't you think?
Amy: Well, I mean, it is a two-year-old's birthday party, and Chey really liked the idea...
Brandi: Amy, I don't mean to be rude, I know you've been kind of a mother figure for Cheyenne while I've been away, but... I'm her actual mother, so don't you have some shelving to do or something?
Amy: Yes, sure. Yeah, sorry. Okay. Bye.
Cheyenne: Bye.
Brandi: Cinnamon bun Oreos? [sighs] Technology.

Quote from Amy in Favoritism

Marcus: Mateo, that's awesome! But Amy, that's bung. I mean, you say you don't play favorites, but then you give the sweet assistant job to your brother-in-law.
Amy: Okay, Mateo is not my brother-in-law. He and Eric are just boyfriends.
Mateo: Boyfriends? Did he say boyfriends?
Marcus: Well, I'd want the job, too. I've been dying for a desk job. At least give us a chance to interview for it.
Justine: Yeah, come on.
Sayid: Or maybe we should call HR after all.
Amy: Look, you guys, I just... I didn't realize that there would be so much excitement for the job. So seeing as it's not finalized...
Mateo: I'm sorry, it's not?
Amy: Nope. Uh, let's... let's open this up. Uh, anyone can apply.
Mateo: Anyone.

Quote from Marcus in Prize Wheel

Man: Does this come in any other colors?
Marcus: No idea. I'm just trying to picture my fat nephew squeeze into this bad boy. Keep it between us, though. My boss doesn't want me talking about him. Hey, any chance you could FaceTime him while I secretly watch?
Man: Uh, I... I'm not gonna do that.
Marcus: Please, I need this. He's so fat.