‘The Wait Out’
Season 7, Episode 23 - Aired May 9, 1996
Jerry and Elaine eagerly pounce on a married couple, Beth (Debra Messing) and David (Cary Elwes), who are separating because of a comment George made. Meanwhile, Kramer starts wearing jeans.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Joey, there you are. Hey, Joey!
Joey: It's a monster!
Kramer: [to the cop] I'm the babysitter.
Quote from Jerry
[Mrs. Zanfino checks on Joey in bed:]
Mrs. Zanfino: Good night, honey.
Mickey: Good night.
Mrs. Zanfino: [o.s.] [screams]
[meanwhile, Jerry and George sit on his couch:]
Jerry: It's gotta have something to do with Kramer.
Quote from Kramer
Detective: So chasing little kids, huh? You're in a lot of trouble, mister.
Kramer: No, look, I was babysitting...
Detective: Yeah, yeah, all right. Sit down.
[Kramer stands awkwardly near the chair]
Detective: What are you, deaf? I said, sit down. [Kramer attempts to sit down] Hey, for the last time, sit down.
Kramer: Oh, yeah.
[Kramer slides horizontally onto the chair]