Jerry: Babu!
Babu: Jerry! Jerry, hello Jerry!
Jerry: You remember Elaine.
Babu: Yes, yes, of course!
Elaine: Nice to meet you. [they shake fingers through the barbed wire]
Babu: So nice of you both to come.
Jerry: Oh, Babu.
Babu: No, no, you're both very kind, very kind.
Jerry and Elaine: Oh, well, you know.
Elaine: We try.
Jerry: We do what we can.
Elaine: We do what we can.

Jerry: Where's Babu?
Babu's Brother: He is in Pakistan!
Jerry: Who are you?
Babu's Brother: I am his brother. He knew a lawyer, it was all going to be fixed.
Jerry: I'm sure the lawyer did everything they could.
Babu's Brother: Then where is Babu? What happened to Babu? Show me Babu!
Elaine: [offers her drink] Snapple?
Babu's Brother: No. Too fruity. [exits]

Jerry: Hey, what happened? I thought Cheryl was gonna help Babu get his Visa.
George: She didn't help him?
Jerry: No.
George: Where is he?
Jerry: He's in Pakistan.
George: Oh, boy.
Jerry: What do you mean, "Oh, boy"?
George: Well, last night she told me that she liked you. Not you, the disturbed you. So I had to tell her the truth.
Jerry: Told her the truth? Well, you got Babu deported.
George: What do you mean, I got? You didn't give him his visa application.
Jerry: That's because she had my mail.

Ping: Kramer?
Kramer: Yeah? It's my Chinese food.
Elaine: Oh, Ping. Hi. Listen, thank you so much for dropping that lawsuit against me.
Ping: Not anymore.
Elaine: What?
Ping: Cheryl call me last night, lawsuit back on.
Elaine: Why?
Ping: She call you and your friends big liars. You think she nice girl? Wait till you see her in court. She's a shark! They call her the Terminator. She never lose a case. Now you make her mad. She double the damages. Hasta la vista, baby.

[at an outdoor cafe in Pakistan:]
Babu: So his friend got the mail but she did not give it to him. And then he came to visit me. Said the lawyer would call and help. He said the wheels were in motion. But there was no motion. There was nothing. And so they sent me back here.
Babu's Friend: This is a terrible story, Babu. What are you going to do?
Babu: I'm going to save up every rupee. For someday, I will get back to America, and when I do, I will exact vengeance on this man. I cannot forget him. He haunts me. He is a very bad man. He is a very, very bad man.