Elaine: What? Was it something I said?
Jerry: She's a virgin, she just told me.
Elaine: Well, I didn't know.
Jerry: Well, it's not like spotting a toupee.
Elaine: Well, you think I should say something? Should I say something? Should I apologize? Was I being anti-virgin?
Jerry: No, no, I mean...
Elaine: 'cause I'm not anti-virgin. I'm gonna- I'll be right back.

George: We gotta get something. I don't want to go to that meeting on an empty stomach. Let's get some Chinese. You wanna order it?
Jerry: All right, but then we gotta get some work done. Let me just call Kramer, see if want anything. [on the phone] Hey, we ordering Chinese food. If you want anything- [Kramer rushes in] Let me know what it is and I'll order for you.
Kramer: I'm in. Let's go for it.
George: What do you want?
Kramer: I don't care, whatever.

Jerry: Ping, what happened?
Elaine: There was a bit of an accident.
Ping: Head hurts. Head really hurts.
Jerry: What happened?
Elaine: Marla and I went out for coffee and afterwards I was crossing the street and he was biking right towards me. So I got out of the way just in time, but then he ran into a parked car. He hit his head and everything went flying.
George: Something happened to the food?!
Ping: I only saved one bag.
Jerry: Should I call an ambulance? Do you wanna see a doctor?
Marla: I'll get some ice.
George: The pea pods? All you saved was the pea pods?

Elaine: You should slow down, you know that? It's dangerous to go that fast.
Ping: No, no. I have green light. You jaywalked.
Kramer: [to Jerry] Hey, you watching Oprah?
Elaine: [to Ping] I did not jaywalk.
Jerry: [to George] You're giving him back that TV.
Ping: [to Elaine] Yes, you jaywalked.
Kramer: [to Jerry] No, I don't want it back.
Ping: [to Elaine] Jaywalker. I could slap a suit on you.
George: [to Jerry] We got work to do. What about the meeting?
Kramer: [to himself] Hey, look. An hour with Patrick Swayze.

Rita: Hello, Jerry. I'm Rita Kearson.
Jerry: Oh, uh, nice to meet you. Where's Russell?
Rita: He, uh, had to go to LA. There's a problem on the set of Blossom.
Jerry: Oh, poor Blossom.
Rita: Anyway, he asked me to sit in for him.

Man: Where's George?
Jerry: Oh, he ran to say something to David Letterman.
Susan Ross: David Letterman's on the floor?
Jerry: Yeah, he just walked by.

Jerry: So Letterman didn't spark to your idea, huh?
George: No, he said there was nothing he could do, and next time I should probably break the Prozacs in half.

George: [on the phone] Hi, it's me. It's Georgie Boy. What's going on?
Susan Ross: What's going on? What's going on? I'll tell you what's going on. I'm fired!
George: Fired? Why?
Susan Ross: Because you kissed me. You kissed me, you stupid idiot! Rita called Russell and he fired me over the phone.
Kramer: [to the TV} What is pi? Ooh! Gidee up again.
George: But I had no... I didn't realize.
Susan Ross: You didn't realize? How could you not realize? You're stupid! You're a stupid, stupid man!
George: I just feel terrible. This is just terrible.
Kramer: [to the TV] What is the cha-cha? Ooh, yes indeed.
Susan Ross: I'll speak to you later.

Jerry: What else did you say to her?
Elaine: Nothing. I was just giving her the straight dope.
Jerry: More like a dope was giving it to her straight. Another cup of coffee with you, she'll wind up in a convent.
Elaine: Listen, there was a lot more I could've told her, believe me.
Jerry: What is that about leaving after sex? Did I ever leave with you?
Elaine: You might've if I'd stayed. So you know what? I got served with papers today. Ping is suing me. I need your virgin as a witness. You better be nice to her.
Jerry: I was trying to be.