‘The Switch’
Season 6, Episode 11 - Aired January 5, 1995
When Jerry realizes his girlfriend never laughs at jokes, he wonders whether he can start dating her roommate instead. George is convinced his model girlfriend is throwing up after meals. Elaine lends out her boss's tennis racket in the hopes of getting a better job. Meanwhile, Kramer patches things up with his mother.
Quote from George
George: What happened to Babs? She never showed up last night. The whole thing blew up in my face.
Jerry: Ah, that's a shame.
Quote from Jerry
George: Hey, what happened with Sandy. I forgot all about it. Did you call her?
Jerry: Yeah, I did. In fact I went over there.
George: So what happened? She throw you out, huh?
Jerry: No. Actually, she took it pretty well.
George: So what happened?
Jerry: She's into it.
George: Into what?
Jerry: The manage. And not only that. She just called me and said she talked to the roommate and the roomate's into the manage too.
Quote from Elaine
Jerry: Hey, what happened? Did you get your racket?
Elaine: No, I got caught.
Jerry: What do you mean you got caught?
Elaine: Her assistant caught me. And now I'm probably not going to get a job. He's going to tell Landis that I was sneaking around her office.
Jerry: I still don't understand how you can get in trouble for taking your own racket.
Elaine: Meanwhile, Mr. Pitt's got this match with Ethyl Kennedy this afternoon.
Quote from Newman
[As Kramer and the gang enter Newman's apartment, they find Newman and Babs on the couch together:]
Kramer: Ma!
Babs: Cosmo!
Newman: We weren't- We didn't- Cosmo?