Loretta: George, I've always fantasized about jumping into bed with you.
George: Ho ho!
Loretta: But... I don't want to spoil things by sleeping with you too soon.
George: Are you sure? 'Cause it could really help me out of a jam.
Loretta: I want to build something with you, George.
George: Oh, not more building.
Loretta: And I won't take no for an answer.
George: No?
Loretta: No.
George: [pause] All right.

Elaine: What are you doing? What is that?
Glenn: It's a bag of donuts.
Elaine: It's garbage.
Glenn: No, no, no, no, no. When they make the new ones, the old ones come out right here.
Elaine: Okay. All right, that's it. How do you spell your last name?
Glenn: It's a bear claw! You have no idea how rare this is.
Elaine: I'll make it out to cash. How about two hundred bucks? Two-fifty?
Glenn: [eating the bear claw] Mmm!
Elaine: Make it three hundred.
Glenn: You know, Elaine, you are the bear claw in the garbage can of my life.
Elaine: [taking a bite] Aw, Glenn.

Kramer: Hey, what's going on?
Phil: Fredo is dead.
Jerry: That strange Portuguese guy that lives next-door to the incinerator?
Phil: No! my bird. We just got back from the pet cemetery.
Jerry: Oh, Phil. Mrs. Phil. I'm so sorry.
Phil: Oh, I'll bet you are! They told us he was poisoned! Something in his food.
Jerry: But I, I didn't-- [Phil slams the door on Jerry, and Kramer]

George: The, uh, actor that played Jesus made some odd choices.
Loretta: What?
George: I mean, uh... I had fun ice skating.

George: Maura. Oh, my God! What are you doing here?!
Maura: You told me to meet you here for lunch.
George: Oh, I'm caught in my own web of lies!
Maura: I'm Maura.
Loretta: I'm Loretta. You want to join us?
George: This is all blowing up in my face! My serious girlfriend, and my torrid love affair have accidentally crossed paths. I have ruined three lives. Well, I understand if you never want to see me again, so...
Maura: George, what we have is too important. We can work through this.
Loretta: So can we.
George: What? So, this is still not over?
Maura: No.
George: You?
Loretta: No.
George: All right.

Glenn: Elaine, wow, a TV, a stereo?
Elaine: Yeah, and I got you a cord of wood, so you won't have to burn 'em.
Glenn: Oh, my God, Allison. You're home early.
Elaine: Who is this?
Allison: His wife.
Elaine: You're poor and married?
Glenn: Looks like it.
Allison: Who the hell are you?
Elaine: I guess I'm Lois Loan.

Jerry: Hey, Kramer! I dug Fredo up, now let's cut him open!
Phil: Oh, my God!
Phil's wife: [gasps]
Jerry: Hey, neighbor.

George: All right. I'm gonna try giving them fifty-five dollars each. What do you think?
Elaine: Give me forty, you'll never see me again.

Elaine: So, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna live here, or are you gonna move out, or what?
Jerry: Ah, I'll just take the fire escape to get in and out of the building.

George: So, what's in the cooler?
Kramer: Oh. Well, would you look at that. Guess I forgot to lock it.
Jerry: You mean, it was open? We desecrated a pet cemetery for nothing?
Kramer: Well, this is one for the books, huh, Jerry? Really one for the books.