‘The Stake Out’
Season 1, Episode 2 - Aired May 31, 1990
When Elaine takes Jerry to a party and he meets a woman, he's uncomfortable asking Elaine for the woman's phone number.
Quote from Elaine
Jerry: Anyway, you know why I didn't ask you, I mean I felt so uncomfortable, and you were so annoyed in the cab.
Elaine: Well, Jerry, I never saw you flirt with anyone before. It was quite the... spectacle.
Quote from Jerry
Carol: Jerry, we'll see you there. Bye, Elaine.
Elaine: Oh, bye. Good to see you.
Artie: Oh, we didn't meet.
Jerry: Oh, I'm sorry. Elaine, this is my cousin Artie Levine [Lev-een].
Artie: Levine [Le-vine].
Jerry: Yeah, "Levine". And I'm Jerry Cougar Mellencamp.
Quote from Elaine
Elaine: And he happens to be pretty good lookin'
Jerry: All right, sir.
Elaine: And... he's hilarious.
Jerry: Now that's not fair! So where did you meet this guy?
Elaine: I "staked out" his health club.
Jerry: When you're on a stakeout, do you find it's better to stand up against the wall, or kinda crouch down behind a big plant?