Man #1: Hey, where's your ribbon?
Kramer: Oh, I don't wear the ribbon.
Man #2: Oh, you don't wear the ribbon? Aren't you against AIDS?
Kramer: Yeah, I'm against AIDS. I mean, I'm walking, aren't I? I just don't wear the ribbon.
Woman: Who do you think you are?
Man #1: Put the ribbon on!
Man #2: Hey, Cedric! Bob! This guy won't wear a ribbon!
Bob: Who? Who does not want to wear the ribbon?

Lena: Hey, look at this. I just got a citation in the mail for my work with shut-ins.
Jerry: Oh, the shut-ins, that's nice. You know, they're a very eccentric group. Because they're shut in. Of course, they're not locked in, they're free to go at anytime.
Lena: Oh, by the way, I checked at the soup kitchen. They do have cream soups.
Jerry: Hey, that's dynamite.

Lena: You seem like you want to tell me something.
Jerry: Tell you something? I do.
Lena: What is it, Jerry? You can tell me anything.
Jerry: Oh, uh. You see these jeans I'm wearing?
Lena: Yeah.
Jerry: I change the 32 waist on the label to a 31 on all my jeans. So, you know. That's it.

Susan Ross: Come on, George, just tear it open.
George: I'm trying, dammit.
Susan Ross: Tear it.
George: I tried to tear it from the side. I can't get a good grip here. You gotta do it like a bag of chips.
Susan Ross: No. Here give it to me.
George: Would you wait a second? Just wait a second.
Susan Ross: Give it to me.
George: You see? You see?
Susan Ross: Come on. Come on!
George: It's too late.

Bob: So! What's it going to be? Are you going to wear the ribbon?
Kramer: No! Never.
Bob: But I am wearing the ribbon. He is wearing the ribbon. We are all wearing the ribbon! So why aren't you going to wear the ribbon!?
Kramer: This is America! I don't have to wear anything I don't want to wear!
Cedric: What are we gonna do with him?
Bob: I guess we are just going to have to teach him to wear the ribbon!