Jerry: What else did you two do?
Elaine: Oh, I don't know, you know, girlie stuff.
Jerry: Ah. So flower shows and, shopping for pretty bows, and then back to her place, strip down to bra and panties for a tickle fight?
Elaine: [long pause] That's really what you think girls do, isn't it?
Jerry: Yes, I do.

Jerry: Hey, you know, George isn't to happy about your new friendship.
Elaine: Yeah? Well I don't really give a sh... [closes bathroom door]

Susan Ross: Yeah, we got along real well.
George: You know, uh, she has no female friends. You know that, don't you? Something strange about a woman who's friends are all men.
Susan Ross: Yeah, I know. We talked all about that.
George: You talked all about that?
Susan Ross: Oh, yeah. Elaine opened up her vault.
George: Did you just say vault?
Susan Ross: Yeah, why? Did I use it wrong?

George: You're killing independent George! You know that, don't you?
Elaine: George, I don't even want to get --
George: You know what word Susan used last night? Huh? Vault!
Elaine: So?
George: She got that from you!
Elaine: Well, I didn't tell here to say it.
George: What, is she the only girl in the whole world? Why can't you get find your own girl?
Elaine: I like her!
George: You see. [to Jerry] You see. You see what I'm talking about? It's all just slipping away. And you're letting it happen.

Jerry: Look, Ramon, about the other day. I'm sorry if I offended you. I get a little crabby on the subway.
Ramon: Do you?
Jerry: What happened to all the towels?
Ramon: Oh, I guess they must have disappeared. [walks away]
Newman: Hey, Jerry. Look at all the towels they gave me! I really hit the jackpot! [giggles]

Jerry: It's been a terrible situation down there the past couple of days. He's really been making things uncomfortable for me. There's always a big pile of dirty towels in front of my locker.
Elaine: Uh-huh.
Jerry: And then when I come out of the pool, my towel's always gone.
Elaine: Uh, so frustrating!
Jerry: Tell me about it.

Elaine: Uh, so you want to join me and Susan for lunch at the coffee
shop?
Jerry: You're meeting Susan for lunch at the coffee shop?
Elaine: Yeah.
Jerry: I'm meeting George for lunch at the coffee shop.
Elaine: Oh, huh. Well, this should be very interesting.

Jerry: I think he's gonna need, mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
Newman: Mouth-to-mouth?
Jerry: Yeah.
Newman: Huh.
Jerry: Well? Go ahead.
Newman: You go.
Jerry: You knocked him out.
Newman: Yeah, but you pulled him in.
Jerry: Come on Newman. Do it.
Newman: Nah.
Jerry: He might die.
Newman: Yeah. Maybe.

Jerry: So eventually these people came and, somebody, gave him mouth-to-mouth.
Elaine: He could have died
Jerry: Yeah, it was a gamble.
Susan Ross: Why didn't you give him mouth-to-mouth?
Jerry: [grimaces]
Elaine: How can you possibly show your face there again?
Jerry: Oh, I can't. They revoked my membership. Newman too. You know, we can't go anywhere near there.
Elaine: [at the ticket window] Hi. Three for Chunnel: two adults ... one child.