‘The Pledge Drive’
Season 6, Episode 3 - Aired October 6, 1994
Elaine notices her boss, Mr. Pitt, eating a Snickers bar with a knife and fork. Jerry agrees to do a PBS pledge drive. George is convinced a waitress gave him the finger. Kramer talks Jerry in to cashing a pile of old birthday checks from his grandmother.
Quote from Elaine
Jerry: Yeah, my grandma's missing.
Elaine: Missing?
Jerry: Yeah. I think it might have something to do with those checks.
Elaine: Um, what does Nana sound like?
Jerry: Like a grandmother, why?
Elaine: Well...
Jerry: Oh, you hung up on my Nana?!
Elaine: I don't know, maybe.
Jerry: You told Nana to drop dead?!
Elaine: It's possible.
Quote from Jerry
Uncle Leo: Why didn't you tell me you were a little short? Here. If anybody asks you where you got it, you don't know.
Jerry: No, that's okay. I really don't need any money.
Uncle Leo: What are you talking about?
Jerry: Please.
Uncle Leo: I want-
Jerry: It's not necessary.
Uncle Leo: Jerry, would you please take it.
Jerry: I can't, I can't take it.
Uncle Leo: I want you to have it!
Jerry: Uncle Leo, I don't want to have it!
Uncle Leo: Jerry, take the money!
Jerry: I don't want it!
Quote from George
George: Excuse me.
Man: What's the problem?
George: I believe you cut me off, and then made an obscene gesture.
Man: I did? Where?
George: Outside of Manhattan, about an hour ago.
Man: Wow! Is that Danny Tartabull?
George: That's right, of the New York Yankees.
Man: I'd like to shake his hand but I can't.
[The man holds up his hand to reveal a cast with only the middle finger raised]
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: I got another card from Kristin. Not quite as chipper as the first one.
Elaine: Wow. Isn't this little bunny giving you the-
Jerry: Yes, he is.
Elaine: You should show this to Georgie.
Jerry: Yeah.